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13 Jan 2010, 4:05 pm

I like this one.

Did you hear that Snow White got pregnant?

She went f*****g Goofy.

This is the only time I'm swearing at WP BTW


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20 Jan 2015, 4:04 am

What vehicle does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A Minnie van!



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20 Jan 2015, 1:10 pm

Don't you be dissing the Disney, the greatest animator who lived who made the most beloved cartoon characters in the world!



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25 Jan 2015, 2:56 pm

Did I kill this thread? Well, the poor thing was pretty sick. :lol:



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25 Jan 2015, 11:35 pm

ruveyn wrote:
My one and only Walt Disney joke:

Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.

Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.

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I am so surprised that someone hasn't chimed in all upset that somebody used the word "crazy" and "goofy" to refer to mental illness, and then start in on how it's hate speech and compared the OP to Hitler over it. :wink:


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26 Jan 2015, 12:40 am

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26 Jan 2015, 12:46 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
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26 Jan 2015, 4:23 pm

Seanmw wrote:
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i know, i'm just saying that's what ruined the joke for me.

Jokes require the willing suspension of disbelief. That's why they are funny, because they are often about things that can't happen. Absurdity is funny. How about that there are no seven dwarves except on film, and that the Pope does not grant audiences to animated characters? That should have been the tipoff, huh?
well, i understand the absurdity factor & how it plays into that.

but the part about penguins Alaska just seemed to me more like a mistake on the part of the joke's author rather than a planned absurdity meant to enhance the humor.
*shrug*


Not to beat up on Sean, but his joke does lack a certain internal logic: the characters are all obsessed with facts-and they go into a long tedious conversation about facts- and then suddenly the punchline ignores one big obvious well known fact. So it doesnt 'feel' right the ear. Or at least not to my ear.



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26 Jan 2015, 5:07 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I like this one.

Did you hear that Snow White got pregnant?

She went f*****g Goofy.

This is the only time I'm swearing at WP BTW


I don't even wanna know: how "Screwy Squirrel" got his name!



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26 Jan 2015, 6:34 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
My one and only Walt Disney joke:

Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.

Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.

ruveyn


I am so surprised that someone hasn't chimed in all upset that somebody used the word "crazy" and "goofy" to refer to mental illness, and then start in on how it's hate speech and compared the OP to Hitler over it. :wink:


Oh, uh, I'll get right on that!

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26 Jan 2015, 6:41 pm

A Jim Henson joke

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26 Jan 2015, 8:17 pm

The Top Ten Signs You Have An Unhealthy Disney Obsession

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Aladdin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.


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26 Jan 2015, 8:35 pm

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will just Let It Go.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the entire alphabet?
They got lost at 'C'.

Why could Cinderella never win at soccer?
She was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and her coach was a pumpkin.

Why did Tigger spend so much time in the men's room?
Piglet had told him that's where he could find Pooh.

What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
Wendy's.


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26 Jan 2015, 10:30 pm

Its a small world after all esspecially when it comes to measles!


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26 Jan 2015, 10:36 pm

Heard on an amateur radio: "'Do I have my ears on?' Now, what kind of Mickey-Mouse question is that?"


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