I wish someone would make "human food" in a tin

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16 Jan 2010, 8:28 pm

Lecks wrote:

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Why not just eat dog food?

This is a good point. It has plenty of nutricional value and it doesn't taste bad (I recommend the chicken variety, beef plays tricks on your intestines).

Have you ever tried cat food to see how it compares?

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16 Jan 2010, 8:28 pm

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If a company started marketing human food that I could just tip out of the tin and eat out of a bowl, I'd be first in the queue to buy some.

Soilent Green?

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16 Jan 2010, 9:22 pm

Lecks wrote:

Celtic_Frost wrote:

Why not just eat dog food?

This is a good point. It has plenty of nutricional value and it doesn't taste bad (I recommend the chicken variety, beef plays tricks on your intestines).

How do you know that?!
...wait, I don't want to know! :eew:

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16 Jan 2010, 9:55 pm

syzygyish wrote:

Lecks wrote:

Celtic_Frost wrote:

Why not just eat dog food?

This is a good point. It has plenty of nutricional value and it doesn't taste bad (I recommend the chicken variety, beef plays tricks on your intestines).

How do you know that?!
...wait, I don't want to know! :eew:

What tricks does the beef kind play on your intestines?

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16 Jan 2010, 10:07 pm

Celtic_Frost wrote:

What tricks does the beef kind play on your intestines?

Gaseous tricks.

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16 Jan 2010, 10:45 pm

Lecks wrote:

Celtic_Frost wrote:

What tricks does the beef kind play on your intestines?

Gaseous tricks.

Well, I once tried eating dry dog food... but that didn't taste too good.

I might not be too game on trying wet though, that tends to have unidentified animal bits in it.

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16 Jan 2010, 11:32 pm

Metalwolf wrote:

Lecks wrote:

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What tricks does the beef kind play on your intestines?

Gaseous tricks.

Well, I once tried eating dry dog food... but that didn't taste too good.

I might not be too game on trying wet though, that tends to have unidentified animal bits in it.

As do most kinds of sausage. But the unidentified animal bits are the best part, it's like trying to find Waldo, except instead of looking for Waldo you're looking for bits of bovine penis.

Oh, it's in there.

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17 Jan 2010, 12:04 am

Lecks wrote:

Metalwolf wrote:

Lecks wrote:

Celtic_Frost wrote:

What tricks does the beef kind play on your intestines?

Gaseous tricks.

Well, I once tried eating dry dog food... but that didn't taste too good.

I might not be too game on trying wet though, that tends to have unidentified animal bits in it.

Bovine penis is easy to find. They are usually those long dried things sold at pet stores for the dogs to chew on. Only they don't call them penises outright, they call them bull sticks. That way people don't know they're touching some parts of a bovine's intimate anatomy and freak out.

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17 Jan 2010, 7:42 am

They do, but it some in backs, you add water adn a disgusting mush is formed, they give it to starving people in Africa etc. Real human food in a tin would be cool though... it would probably be a meaty paste of some sort... Can't see who would buy it though...

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17 Jan 2010, 7:29 pm

Actually, aid companies have come out with some sort of high-protein meal they feed in humanitarian crises...

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