The weirdest surnames you encountered

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Oh yeah, that reminds me of Alan Cumming and his cologne, which was named after himself. You can go on youtube to check out the commercial; I'm not sure if it's ok to post it here. (contains shirtlessness and a double entendre)

My sister was friends with this girl who's last name was Woodhead, a long time ago. Her last name suited her, too. She really was a wood head.

In elementary school I was in one class with a girl whose last name is translated as Kaballah - although here it is a relatively common last name so it isn't a name found funny by us.

Now I'm in one group with the people whose last names are (as translated, of course): Salvo, Wolf - Curl, Boyscout, Stern, April and Cream.

Sidebottom, Windass. - both English surnames.

"One Hundred Butts"? XD That's the weirdest one, I think, just because it's so random.
In school I knew a girl whose last name was Teaparty, and another whose last name was just O.

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My family physician from many years ago= Dr. Burpee.

A neighbour= George Simpkin

Another: J. Skanks

Yet others: Ian Slocum, Carl Slik, , Tom Slaughter, Bob Stanko, S and M Fudger, and Paul Glue.

This is a fun topic.

I just read about some American woman whose name was Tania Suka - in our language tania suka means literally... cheap b***h

Having googled "funny last names" a moment ago, I was left with the ones which I can translate as follows: I Don't Know, Armpit, Little Better, Madman, Head Hurts, White Polish, Dulcimer Player, Mouldy, Neighing, Gelding, Brooch is Pissing, Little Poo, c**t, The Third c**t, f****d, Cuntcatcher, Little Sperm Cell, Little Dachshund, Orgasm, Bra, Pee Pee, Nephew - Rape, Not Hell, fa***t, Too Expensive.

The original name I translated - Stodup - in our language doesn't sound that bad, actually it's one of the most normal sounding last names among those translated by me.

There's a street in Portland called N. Gay Ave.
where a church is.

Well, this one isn't dirty. In elementary school there was a kid with the last name "Everybodytalksabout" spelt just like that.
Oh, and in one of our school's RE books, one of the authors was ACTUALLY named Hugh. G. Dick.

Heinrich Heine was a German poet.

Heine. Tee hee.

why is it funny?

Man my highschool years we're plagued with people making fun of my last name Fister

But that's a cool last name! ^.^

Yeah but they also knew I do marital arts so that called me stuff like Mister Fister Master Fister

Hehe, it's fun.