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cyrus1874
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23 May 2006, 2:49 pm

(posted on my chem prof's office door)
A chemistry proffesor was walking alnog when he saw a frog allong the road.
"kiss me and i'll turn into a bueatiful princess." The frog said.
The proffessor picked up the frog, put it in his pocket and continued to walk. Later on he pulled the frog out of this pocket and it said "I'll be your girl friend oif you kiss me." The proffessor smiled, put the frog back into his pocket, and continued to walk.
Later on he pulled the frog out and it said "Don't you want a Girlfriend?"
The proffessor replied "I have no time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog now thats neat!!"



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23 May 2006, 8:03 pm

American beer is like making love in a canoe..

It's f*#king close to water!! !


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24 May 2006, 8:22 am

old joke very stupid

(P1) Knock Knock

(P2) who is there

(P1) stu

(P2) stu who

(P1) stu cold outside can I come in?
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28 Jun 2011, 8:43 pm

It's beer related :D



Why did the malt jump out of the mash tun ?

becuse he was torrified. :hic:


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