going to the toilet the aspie way.

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Nah, just turn towards him while you're peeing and ask him if he likes what he sees. He will run away, unless he really does like what he sees, in which case, peeing on him usually decreases his interest.

If the said restroom is in a club, then the song "Check on It" by Beyonce (the one that goes "Ooo boy you looking like you like what you see") playing in the background would definitely be inappropriate in this situation.

yeah...its fun to stay at the YYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....eMMMMMMMMMMMM, ceee AYYYYYYY, may also be a good time to not ask anyone if they like what they see.
if you hear this song and their is a dark blue motif to the rest room and barmen and only barmen dressed at sailors then it may not be a good idea.
if the front of the bar says somethign like...blue oyster, and they dont sell any sea food either may be a bit of a giveaway as well.

That's one thing I don't like about the stereotype of the male. Us guys are supposed to be easy to get along with, and don't mind peeing in front of each other. Heck, we don't even mind being naked in front of each other. In fact, one of my teachers once said that, if he had children, he'd prefer to have all boys because he could just buy them a pack of white T-shirts and they'd be happy as far as their wardrobe was concerned (As long as they already had pants, I suppose).

As for me, I cannot stand the stereotypical farting, belching, beer-swilling, football-watching male persona. I cannot pee in front of other men, nor have I ever done no. 2 in a public restroom. I like being a man, but only on my own terms.

And yes, whoever invented the urinal was a pervert, but I am glad I'm not a woman. Think of how many butts have sat down on the seats you use. Blech.

I heard you can get yourself clean, you can have a got meal, and you can hang out with all the boys.

The seats can always be cleaned with an antibacterial wipe before used.
But I know the feeling of having to go now this minute feeling. I read a book a while ago about Wheat and autisim, that people on the autistic spectrum can suffer from a wheat intolarance and if they are eating wheat they can have the same symptoms as Irratable bowl syndrome, something I have suffered from since a small child. I have been on a wheat free diet for nearly two months and when I am good as in not eating wheat that day, I am a lot better. But If I do eat wheat the symptoms come back. And I remind myself what a fool I am.

I avoid using public restrooms for #2 if possible. If you have ever seen the Monk tv show character, that is me in a public restroom.

Most of us don't actually touch the seat. Just "sit" in the air.

Then I guess you just aim low or somethig?



Ever been to one of those outdoor concert places that has a tent for the guys with a trough in the middle and guys go from both sides at the same time. No, thank you.

"... uh oh ... This is nasty. I think I'll slow down on the beer a little ..."

I don't go to concerts. When I go to baseball games, I manage to hold it in until I get home.

Yes, stage fright. I get that. It's annoying because I can be absolutely BURSTING but have to hold it til nobody's going to hear - which fortunately included when they're going themselves, because then they can't hear *me* as such.

I used to get stage fright when I was younger. Now I don't care, it's a natural thing to pee and #2 so I don't mind now. I usually think of something I need to do afterwards and hurry up so I can get done washed up and out.

I can't go when someone else is there. I can't be around someone going either, since I had a job at a mall for a while, cleaning. There were horrible, horrible things to be seen and smelled in those restrooms. Now I begin gagging if I even think too much about it.

Yes, people do some disgusting things in bathrooms. I remember one time I went to the mall, and I had to go to the bathroom. I went into one of the stalls and you know what I found?

An aborted fetus.

I'm not joking.