USMCnBNSFdude wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
USMCnBNSFdude wrote:
I saw a turtle explode.
Wut?

I didn't know they could do that.
When the front tire of a sedan collides with them at 70 miles per hour, indeed they can.
Ah, right. Yes, they quite probably would.
I saw a pigeon burst - it was calmly pecking around on the ground, but too close to the front wheel of a bus. The bus then abruptly pulled away from the bus stop and ran over it, leaving an empty feathered sac with a fan-shaped red mess on one side of it. It was curiously neat and tidy, which puzzled me.
A woman at the bus stop screamed and passed out but I don't think the bus driver had any idea what had happened because he just carried on driving.
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