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bizarre
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06 Sep 2006, 11:14 pm

waterdogs wrote:
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baby if i try to make a baby....i have apretty good aim.
she doesn't want a ret*d baby dude, so save it for the wall


lol good for you Waterdogs! :lol: :lol:



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06 Sep 2006, 11:57 pm

How many aspie does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because they can't climb a ladder.



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07 Sep 2006, 12:42 am

Donkey

Guys who hit the toilet seat (or the toilet bowl under the seat - it stinks and I notice) and don't clean up - don't get a chance to try anything with me that requires more accuracy.

Litigious - you'd better stay at home with your mum then.



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07 Sep 2006, 6:13 am

An Army Ranger and a Marine are using the urinals in a public restroom. They finish up and the Marine starts to walk out without washing his hands. The Ranger pipes up, "Hey, Jarhead, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a leak!"
The Marine replied, "And in the Marines we don't p**s on our hands."


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07 Sep 2006, 6:30 am

What's this thread about?


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07 Sep 2006, 2:11 pm

wobbegong wrote:
Donkey

Guys who hit the toilet seat (or the toilet bowl under the seat - it stinks and I notice) and don't clean up - don't get a chance to try anything with me that requires more accuracy.


ok baby i get the message loud and clear......if i aim better then i get luckier?
ok..gottit baby.



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07 Sep 2006, 7:19 pm

How many aspies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it won't matter, because the next aspie to come along will unscrew it, again.


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08 Sep 2006, 7:49 am

You scary clown are frightening my kitty :!:



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08 Sep 2006, 9:36 am

bizarre wrote:
You scary clown are frightening my kitty :!:


That's just me, today. Scary and foolish, but I don't eat cats.


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