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08 Oct 2006, 2:22 pm

It doesnt matter, all religions are going to be dominated and destroyed by His almighty Garlicness anyway.

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08 Oct 2006, 2:24 pm

One-Winged-Angel said I could keep it.

It's not spam. Pie-ism should be up there with Garlicism, or is it being socially rejected? :cry:

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08 Oct 2006, 2:32 pm

But all religions other than Garlicism will be destroyed after Garlic's Rapture. And I only let you keep it because Black Mage would have destroyed my video games and taken away my ability to speak l33t if I destroyed your religion too early. After the Rapture you will be pwnd.

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08 Oct 2006, 2:33 pm

:cry:

Can I merge with your religion?

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08 Oct 2006, 2:37 pm

If by merge u mean accept that Garlic is the HIGHEST deity. We may consider allowing Pie to become a minor peon deity of the almighty, but Garlic is the HIGHEST ORDER OF L337 MAGNITUDE. He is not surpassed. consider that.

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08 Oct 2006, 2:38 pm

Yes, you are the second religion to join us. Your souls will be saved as long as you eat Garlic Pie every Sunday. My followers will also eat Garlic Pie on Sunday.

Now I must find another religion to pwn.

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08 Oct 2006, 2:41 pm

EDIT: I thought we were gonna die, but now posting my old post and reading yours then I'm saved thanks.

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08 Oct 2006, 2:49 pm

greyhelium wrote:

Ok then.

I and Pie are inferior.

Story of my life.

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08 Oct 2006, 2:59 pm

YOU are not inferior... ALL HUMANS are EQUAL... but above ALL of us is GARLIC. We are ALL inferior to the 1337 magnitude of Garlic. Garlic PWNS. Garlic is the ultimate deity. I agree with OWA, this friendly relationship with the sect of Pie-ism will only be maintained by the regular consumption of Garlic-pies from members of both sides. By doing this you will keep atleast some chance of not being consumed in the Garlic rapture.

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08 Oct 2006, 3:02 pm

Ok.

I rewrite the bible now.

Garlic Pie-ism.