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immortalwarrior
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23 Dec 2006, 4:30 pm

i just wish there was some sort of prostitution that was legalized for guys like me who cant get laid or cant get dates who are considared to be ugly looking and get rejected by society their whole lives its just too bad that prostitution is illegal. Ive gotten so many offers for sex from hookres and prostitutes off craigs list but i turned them down all because its illegal but id give absolutely anything to get laid and im 22 and still a virgin i just cant stand it the way societies rules and laws are its just not f*****g fair i wish i was never born :@



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23 Dec 2006, 11:11 pm

If it's of any consolation to you, immortalwarrior: you can rub suntan oil on me if you like:


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23 Dec 2006, 11:13 pm

That's erotic.



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23 Dec 2006, 11:15 pm

That makes me want to gag.



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23 Dec 2006, 11:17 pm

Tequila wrote:
That makes me want to gag.


I was being sarcastic!



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23 Dec 2006, 11:17 pm

I've seen healthier looking guys, than that man. :wink:



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24 Dec 2006, 11:21 am

Ummm....this is the RDF, not the MDF


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24 Dec 2006, 3:10 pm

sigholdaccountlost wrote:
Ummm....this is the RDF, not the MDF


This is still rated PG, not NC-17 or R.


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24 Dec 2006, 3:24 pm

Well if it was a random guy I would probably freak out and say "no thank you"


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24 Dec 2006, 11:27 pm

immortalwarrior wrote:
if you were on a beach tanning out in the sun or somewhere out tanning and you were wearing a bathing suite a bikini and a thong or whatever. and your out tanning and your alone on a beach and a guy asks you if he could help you put some lotion or tanning oil on. Would you be offended? i mean i know being touched makes a lot of people feel uncomfortable but some are ok with it. But i know when you put lotion or tanning oil on you touch every part of the body minus the bra area and under wear area if im not mistaken ive never really tried it before ive only put lotion on my legs and arms and im a guy.


I wouldn't care but I would say no because desperate freaks or any sort of guy using a pick up lines doesn't turn me on. If it was not used as a pickup line then I probably would let the guy.



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25 Dec 2006, 12:01 am

I stay away from the beach (cuz its coformistville) so that answer good enough???


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25 Dec 2006, 9:38 am

It probably wouldn't happen to me, since guys go for Barbies, which is a good thing.



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28 Dec 2006, 12:40 am

And really, it dosn't matter if a person is hot looking or not, being good looking dosn't give a person a license to be a creep. When I was a 6th grader....yeah....real mature....NOT. My friend and I were real excited because a very handsome high schooler wanted to hang with us, and I will say, he was way beyond gorgeous. And that was the only reason we said yes. By the end of the night, we were ditching him. A total......looser. Bragged about himself non-stop. People can be wonderful, and people can be horrid...looks don't make them either or, their own choices do.



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28 Dec 2006, 8:58 pm

immortalwarrior wrote:
i just wish there was some sort of prostitution that was legalized for guys like me who cant get laid or cant get dates who are considared to be ugly looking and get rejected by society their whole lives its just too bad that prostitution is illegal. Ive gotten so many offers for sex from hookres and prostitutes off craigs list but i turned them down all because its illegal but id give absolutely anything to get laid and im 22 and still a virgin i just cant stand it the way societies rules and laws are its just not f***ing fair i wish i was never born :@

There are numerous escort agencies around the US, mostly concentrated in big cities (obviously). They sell time and companionship, not sex, and they make it clear on their websites. However, once you and the escort are inside the hotel room, it's a whole different story :wink:. It takes some jumping through hoops to set up an appointment, but once you do, it's soooo worth it :D. I've been using escorts in my city for over a year by now, and it was great every time. Ever since I started getting my release once in a while, I'm so much more comfortable talking to girls, it's amazing. And I'm one of the ugliest guys you would see walking down the street.

You're right about refusing Craig's List hookers. Not because it's illegal per se, but because cops use that site to set up stings. Agencies, on the other hand, are highly unlikely to be stings, and the girls working there are classier. As an added bonus, you talk to a polite phone operator, not a sultry-sounding hooker. (Trust me, it's actually better; talking to the same girl you're going to "meet" is very nerve-wrecking.) I don't think I can post any more information than this, but feel free to PM me. You owe it to yourself.



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28 Dec 2006, 9:06 pm

Omg, yes, would I be offended!! ! I'd also be scared to death! I'd want to leave the beach right then and there.


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28 Dec 2006, 9:40 pm

K, so I'm on the beach and, for whatever reason, wearing a bikini when some dude walks up and wants to lotion me.
I think I'd be more confused than offended. Like, where the hell did this bikini come from and why is it on me? I think the offended bit would be my wife, in re: What the hell are you doing to my husband? And why is he wearing a bikini?

Were I female, I don't know that I'd be offended so much as extremely wary.