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ahayes
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11 Feb 2007, 7:42 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
get a dog :lol:


Dogs make terrible cats. They are too big and smelly to be on your lap. You have to let them outside and they crap in your yard. When they lick you, which they are gauranteed to do, their spit is all gross and slimy, (whereas cats usually don't and if they do it's really clean and dry). Dogs bite for no reason. And they are way too loud.



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11 Feb 2007, 7:57 pm

Yeah Schmoo only bites me when I annoy her.


But if you're a cat person, you shouldn't get a dog.



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11 Feb 2007, 8:15 pm

Starbuline wrote:
Yeah Schmoo only bites me when I annoy her.


But if you're a cat person, you shouldn't get a dog.


I'm a veteran cat person.

It turns out a lot of these cats end up being sold at rock bottom prices because the owners don't know what they're getting into and buy a cat that only veteran cat people can handle.

Suddenly I feel like I can get myself a Serengeti kitten within my price range.


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11 Feb 2007, 8:20 pm

I imagined you haveing a fluffy white cat like Blowfeld/Dr Evil


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11 Feb 2007, 8:20 pm

I'd rather have a good friend than good upholstery.



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11 Feb 2007, 8:24 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
I imagined you haveing a fluffy white cat like Blowfeld/Dr Evil


How generic, I have a sense of style to uphold!


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