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lemon
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07 Mar 2007, 2:34 am

i dreamt i can kissed men randomly in the street, am i becoming crazy?



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07 Mar 2007, 10:32 am

There are many new things I would like to do, like learn to code, but I don't have the motivation. What can I do?


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07 Mar 2007, 11:25 am

I need motivation too, and energy. Where can I get some? (And would eating large amounts of chocolate help? :))



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07 Mar 2007, 4:26 pm

Oh wise Xuincherguixe,

I am bored. What should I do?


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07 Mar 2007, 8:09 pm

How do I lose weight? I only need to lose 20 lbs.



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07 Mar 2007, 9:13 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
How do I lose weight? I only need to lose 20 lbs.


Contract an agressive strain of the flu like I did a couple weeks ago. I couldn't keep anything down for a week.



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07 Mar 2007, 9:13 pm

LadyCass wrote:
Oh wise Xuincherguixe,

I am bored. What should I do?


Set something on fire.



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07 Mar 2007, 9:15 pm

Starr wrote:
I need motivation too, and energy. Where can I get some? (And would eating large amounts of chocolate help? :))


Use a bat on your TV and computer. For the energy eat a cup of coffee beans. (ground is preferrable). Eating at least a pound of chocolate will be of great help.



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07 Mar 2007, 9:16 pm

lemon wrote:
i dreamt i can kissed men randomly in the street, am i becoming crazy?


Yes, it wasn't a dream. You kissed me. Now CUT IT OUT!



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07 Mar 2007, 9:17 pm

neurodeviant wrote:
There are many new things I would like to do, like learn to code, but I don't have the motivation. What can I do?


Jump into a pile of broken motherboards until you feel more motivated.



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07 Mar 2007, 11:35 pm

ahayes wrote:
lemon wrote:
i dreamt i can kissed men randomly in the street, am i becoming crazy?


Yes, it wasn't a dream. You kissed me. Now CUT IT OUT!


Lmaooo~
You are so funny! :P



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07 Mar 2007, 11:39 pm

AngelsFall wrote:
ahayes wrote:
lemon wrote:
i dreamt i can kissed men randomly in the street, am i becoming crazy?


Yes, it wasn't a dream. You kissed me. Now CUT IT OUT!


Lmaooo~
You are so funny! :P


She'd be okay if she asked first.



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07 Mar 2007, 11:41 pm

ahayes wrote:
AngelsFall wrote:
ahayes wrote:
lemon wrote:
i dreamt i can kissed men randomly in the street, am i becoming crazy?


Yes, it wasn't a dream. You kissed me. Now CUT IT OUT!


Lmaooo~
You are so funny! :P


She'd be okay if she asked first.


Well not just that, every comment I saw by you made me laugh =P



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07 Mar 2007, 11:46 pm

Dear Xuincherquixe, You might be my newest mentor (sort of). Maybe you could be the next Dear Abby, except she's dead.


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10 Mar 2007, 2:20 am

lemon wrote:
i dreamt i can kissed men randomly in the street, am i becoming crazy?

Yes. That's pretty messed up stuff. This probably means that you're a serial killer. You should drink a lot of alcohol so you aren't a threat to anyone

neurodeviant wrote:
There are many new things I would like to do, like learn to code, but I don't have the motivation. What can I do?

If you lack motivation, there really isn't anything you can do. Just give up. You'll be much better off if you never do anything anyways. Stuff is over rated.


Starr wrote:
I need motivation too, and energy. Where can I get some? (And would eating large amounts of chocolate help? :))

Yes. Consume a mountain of fudge. That will fix everything.

LadyCass wrote:
Oh wise Xuincherguixe,

I am bored. What should I do?

Meth. It's very popular.

CockneyRebel wrote:
How do I lose weight? I only need to lose 20 lbs.

Just slash off bits of your flesh. That's the best way.

lab_pet wrote:
Dear Xuincherquixe, You might be my newest mentor (sort of). Maybe you could be the next Dear Abby, except she's dead.

Thanks. You should probably try and marry me. It's not creepy at all, and you're certain not to look like a complete psycho.


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