The Random Limericks Thread

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I like to post on WP,
It makes me feel so free,
To write all the time,
Sometimes it's in rhyme,
And the time here's not just for me.

A,b,c,d,e,f,g,
H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p
Q,r,s
T,u,v
W,x, y, and z.

Jameson.

I'll admit, that last one I stole,
But I've run out of ideas for this whole
Thing that we're doin',
But I don't want to ruin,
The pace of the thread... Bob Dole?

If people think this is funny,
Then I should do this for money,
I can go on the telley,
From Brussels to Philly,
My fans will love that I'm silly.

Why is it just me and you post?
Of these random limericks the most?
Can't anyone else post?
More limericks the most?
Or will we go on, on our ownst? - Ownst?

I have no idea why,
No one else will reply.
It's really not bad,
To join in on the fad.
You'd think that they'd at least try!

The people are all in the street,
Clapping and snapping their feet,
"It's been such a day,"
The papers will say,
"that 10 have died in the heat."

There once was a horrible surgeon,
Named Ronald Donald Spurgeon,
Poor Ronald had tried,
But his patients all died,
The morgue never knew what had hit 'em.

I like to watch Doctor Who,
I'd like to watch it with you,
Together at last,
Us two will laugh,
As the who doctor does his who-do.

There once was a boy in a bubble,
Who got into lots of trouble,
One day he did drop,
His bubble did pop:
The boy fell onto the rubble.

there once was a dirty old a**hole
I kicked her in the c**t
I was gonna bring her for lunch
and give her a big dirty munch
but it turned out to be James blunt

squatterandtheant, that was sad,
Your limerick, I think, it was bad,
If you come back for more,
Leave your swears at the door,
And proper limerick rhyming would be rad.

When the thing is performed and you wonder truly what forfett you have you know.

It is truly astonishing when i dip my hat in that direction.

begone & yonder.

I wonder is it difficult to juggle i have never none one more than 2 usually oranges?.

you are truly a gifted one in the limerick domain.

rise up and behold graceland.

This is not appropriate. It doesn't even make sense anyway...is your aim to shock? If so, it really isn't succeeding, lol.[/quote]

its yesterday.