OMG u'll never guess which politican has admitted having AS

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*wince* I don't think that's something you should talk about in this kind of board...

Anyways, Who's the politician with AS? George Bush?

Can't be. People with AS typically have higher-than-average IQ's.

Is his name Adolph? Does he run a European country?

Oh wait... he's dead...

Jesse 'The body' Ventura isn't a politician anymore... he seemed so AS though.

George Galloway? He has a moustache and wears suits, but I'm not sure he's got AS though.

George Carlin?

It’s that controversial one, the one with that had a war with another country over something about land. Not sure if they have WMD there and certainly the US government don't know, they'd have to invade first to find out! I saw a documentary about it on that great television channel, it’s got a 6 in its name, and I never remember names, the one that shows all political stuff a few months back. I mean it always shows political stuff not it just showed political stuff a few months back. I saw this particular story about this country and its leader a few months back. I know they were still showing political stuff two weeks ago but after that up until now I don't know cause I mislaid the remote control and I've been quite lazy when it comes to venturing beyond the first couple of channels that are there when telly comes on that you have to click manually too on the front of the telly. I used my large toe to change channels but I thought It was unhygienic so I attached a switching 'wand' to my foot to switch but it proved labourious and I ended buying a lot of unnecessary stuff on the shopping channels like diamond encrusted earrings and my ears aren't even pierced. Turns out they're for a woman anyway! Anyway I had to stop using my foot wand as I got bad eye-strain from sitting to close to the TV.

Well I know politicians wear suits but not like this guy he's got a way of wearing his, kind of like there still a large coat hanger inside that he forgot about in a hurry to get dress and get to work. I suppose his moustache could be mistaken for one owned by another politician or even another person altogether. A magician perhaps?

Isn’t it mad how 'Altogether' is actually 4 little words put together Al-to-get-her. The man who invented it (altogether) must have been lazy that day and said to himself 'Today I not going to invent a new word I'm just going to stick 4 little words together and to hell with my critics' (not sure if I’m a critic of his, but I'm sure he's well dead) He probably just wanted a break from inventing words or perhaps his wife was pestering him to take her and the family Labrador to the beach, or something, who knows? Anyway I was thinking if your female cat (doesn’t have to be cat- anything female) went missing and someone called the house you could say "the cat went missing and the family went al-to-get-her, altogether" except that wouldn’t be quite true cause you stayed behind and it wasn’t the family altogether. It was the family altogether minus you who stayed in case the kitty returned and who was there to answer the phone. I have to think of another scenario in order to use altogether and al-to-get-her in a sentence. Wish me luck, it’s a tricky one. Any suggestions?

I suppose the country is not really important cause it could be any country really, couldn’t it. There are so many countries just look in a dictionary or an atlas or even in a list of countries and you will find there are just simply too many countries to mention. There are even countries that you will never have heard of in a kazillion years or more. We should get to the bottom of this!

Well Saddam Hussein is dead. Is it that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad guy in Iran?

This may not be true. From the top of my head, we currently have the following countries:

Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua & Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbeidzhan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Canada, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominican Republic, East Timor, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Fiji, Finland, France, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Kyrgizia, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Mauretania, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldavia, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Norway, North Korea, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Quwait, Rumania, Russia, Rwanda, St. Kitts & Nevis, St. Lucia, St. Vincent, San Marino, Sao Tome & Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Tadzhikistan, Taiwan, Tanzania, Thailand, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, UAE, UK, USA, Ukraine, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican City, Venezuela, Vietnam, Western Samoa, Yemen, Zambia and Zimbabwe.

Are there more?

you're forgetting where you're from 'ol boy: Geekland

This thread gets two thumbs up.

Is it Lyonpo Sangay Ngedup, the former Prime Minister of Bhutan?

gotta be John Major (ex brit PM)

How about Canada's Prime Minister, Steve Martin?

I think it's that guy who used to be president of that country in between Canada and the US.

Quebec?