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I live in the Chozo Ruins, so peaceful and charming.

Oh, did you mean my real home?

Where shall I start?

To start with, it's a little pink house for you and me. However, the front part is still scorched from when I tried to burn down the house for the insurance money. Actually, that's a funny story. Did you know that the insurance company won't pay up if you call the fire department before you set the house on fire?

Assuming the door does not fall off its hinges when you open it, the first thing you will see upon entering is the false floor leading to the crawlspace beneath the house where I keep spare body parts. After all, you never know when you might need a new big toe.

If you turn left, you will enter my parlor. The items there are my catskin couch, made from cats that I have killed, skinned, and eaten myself, and the head of my 10th-grade Chemistry teacher mounted on the wall.

But of course, the centerpiece of my parlor is my shrine to TM1.

And if you move past the parlor into the kitchen, the first thing you will notice is the all-cockroach floor cover that I have. Yeah, they are always moving, and they make it hard to sweep, but I think the roaches have a charm all their own.

My house was built in 1899, the dining room has a beautiful boxed ceiling and there are one stained glass window and 2 leaded glass windows. The kitchen looks like something from a shanty town, the basement is scary, but the doors in the upstairs hallway are beautiful. They still have the old glass doorknobs.

*****SUPER HAPPY FUN LAND******

'nuff sed.


ok ok

here we are entertaining a few guests in the den


This is our living room


that is polysics..a famous Japanese band sitting on the couch.


you don't wanna see the bedroom

and we have slugs in the kitchen...don't ask me how

i don't feel like hunting down a pic of the outside.