Scare Yer Neighbours???

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My neighbours love me.

I live in a particuarly Eclectic neighborhood with plenty of weird, off-center people, so my unusual character traits probably don't really get noticed too much, but some people probably really wonder about some of the oddities around my house like

A multitude of radio and dish antennas mounted to the outside of the house

Outdoor illumination and decorations done with EL wire

A large concrete pad that takes up the whole back half of the lot. On the concrete pad is various machines and appliances covered in blue plastic tarps.

Some of the most unusual and odd industrial trash that I put out by the street corner

My back-yard outdoor movie viewing setup where I use an LCD projector to shoot a movie picture at the back of the house, then I set on the deck and watch it.

I also have enough audio equipment within the house to create seismic disruptions for several miles (3000 watts). I have occasionally listened to the system at high volume levels, which I know can be heard outside of even this 60 year old home!

Chances are, my neighbors have seen me around my house without any clothes on too. I usually try and keep the lights out, or the window shades pulled when I'm without clothing, but I still have the premise that someone probably as seen me nude within. When I go outside to do something, my typical mode of clothing is some type of kilt or skirt, and a T-shirt (yes, I'm a guy!)

Don't know if I scare them ~ I frightened one once because he thought I was singing to him when I was singing to my cat but he's moved now. Not because of that incident. Hopefully. ~ but some of my neighbours are pretty weird. The female flasher/exhibitionist across the road for one. Then there's the obsessive gardener at the bottom of the street who trims his front lawn with kitchen scissors whilst wearing pyjamas. I kid you not! Nah, as far as scariness is concerned, I'm a mere amateur around these parts