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18 Mar 2008, 10:16 pm

Bunny rabbits and knives (stole it off frisky dingo)

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18 Mar 2008, 10:23 pm

two pairs of play handcuffs and a large open outdoor grill

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25 Mar 2008, 7:50 pm

KingofKaboom wrote:

Bunny rabbits and knives (stole it off frisky dingo)

reminds me off...

two Hamsters, two knives!

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25 Mar 2008, 9:54 pm

MR_BOGAN wrote:

baked beans and bubble bath liquid

LOL- that's a good one.

How about these...(guaranteed to get a funny look from the cashier)

1. A roll of duct tape and a ski mask

2. Can of dog food and a box of Hamburger Helper

3. A fifth of tequila and a jumbo-sized bottle of sleeping pills

4. A mop and a box of tampons

5. A roll of garbage bags and a hack saw

and perhaps the worst of all:

6. a banana and a tube of K-Y

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25 Mar 2008, 10:02 pm

A bag of birdseed and a pellet-gun.

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14 Oct 2008, 1:46 pm

Fish dishes cooking book and goldfish

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04 Apr 2010, 2:08 pm

Bump! I admit, I don't have any cool ideas to develop this thread just now but I'm sure some of you do :twisted:

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04 Apr 2010, 2:14 pm

computerlove wrote:

Windows Vista and a gun

hhahahah
Yeah

dog biscuits, peanut butter, and some sexy mood music

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04 Apr 2010, 2:30 pm

How about a pair of Gay Nazi dolls?

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04 Apr 2010, 4:34 pm

vacuumcleaner pipe + vaseline/baby olive
water gun + barbecue-liquid-to-make-fire
chair + long cable
downers + chainsaw

I have this in my bag during winter:
propan-butan liquid + nitroglizerine cream
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04 Apr 2010, 6:11 pm

I saw a billboard for 25% off Hondas. Next to it was a billboard showing a wrecked car -- an ad about drinking drunk.

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04 Apr 2010, 6:19 pm

I saw sex-shop and next to it one market's billboard ALL THE TOYS 50% SALE!

Or two billboards together:
1: Beer - Tonight!
2: Yoghurt - Tomorrow morning!

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05 Apr 2010, 10:04 am

haha :lol:

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11 Aug 2012, 4:19 pm

Sex gadgets from the sex shop and a collection of movies with Shirley Temple :twisted:

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11 Aug 2012, 5:52 pm

baby food and cigarettes
beer and a road atlas
two engagement rings

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11 Aug 2012, 5:58 pm

Hairspray or other aerosal and a bag of crisps.
(Finish the bag of crisps, spray the areosal into the bag and 'get high'. We were to actually refuse sales on this when I worked in a supermarket, if the customer seemed a bit of a drug abuser and had sores all round their mouth and stuff)

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