the dangers of dihyrdogen monoxide

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08 Aug 2008, 11:14 pm

I’ve already had three bottles of the stuff today. So far, I have experienced no ill effects.

Or maybe my tolerance is a bit higher than what it used to be. Oh how I yearn for the days when I could be satisfied with one bottle of dihydrogen monoxide a day. The rest of my day was spent consuming some diluted form of the stuff which also contained corn syrup, orange juice and caffeine.

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09 Aug 2008, 6:27 am

Why? WHY does this chemical have to taste so bland!!?

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09 Aug 2008, 7:19 am

This is the first I've heard of this... "water"...

What does it taste like? Is it more like beer, lager, or spirits? Personally, I'm a scotch man.

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09 Aug 2008, 9:03 am

Ishmael wrote:

This is the first I've heard of this... "water"...

What does it taste like? Is it more like beer, lager, or spirits? Personally, I'm a scotch man.

Depends what is dissolved into it, otherwise it has no taste and will not conduct electricity.

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09 Aug 2008, 10:11 am

Hmmm, I've consumed 1.5L of high grade "Hydrox" as well as a similar amount of lower quality street grade cut with laevulose and xanthine alkaloids over the last 8 hours to no apparent ill effect. What's the LD50 on this stuff?

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09 Aug 2008, 10:24 am

T-rav20 wrote:

LD50 Oral Rat: >90 ml/Kg.

http://www.jtbaker.com/msds/englishhtml/w0600.htm

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09 Aug 2008, 6:22 pm

People have builts reservoirs and dams to conserve this noxious chemical. It might be odourless and colourless but by god, it causes floods, people! Plus, who needs water when there's coffee?

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09 Aug 2008, 6:27 pm

Hodor wrote:

People have builts reservoirs and dams to conserve this noxious chemical. It might be odourless and colourless but by god, it causes floods, people! Plus, who needs water when there's coffee?

HA! Try eating coffee grounds then! But even those have some water in them.

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09 Aug 2008, 6:31 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Hodor wrote:

People have builts reservoirs and dams to conserve this noxious chemical. It might be odourless and colourless but by god, it causes floods, people! Plus, who needs water when there's coffee?

HA! Try eating coffee grounds then! But even those have some water in them.

Oh, darn. Foiled again.

You win this round, Water, but not for long.

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10 Aug 2008, 6:48 am

HODOR, your avatar SCARES THE FREAKIN' HELL OUT OF ME!
AHHH!! GEDDIT AWAY! GEDDIT AWAAAAY!! ! DAMN RED-HEADED KID!! !! AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh~

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