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27 Aug 2008, 1:27 pm

"And now, I shall attempt the illusion that no one dares to........."

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27 Aug 2008, 1:41 pm

"Bye"

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27 Aug 2008, 1:56 pm

-"Dragon schmagon. I have a plan!"

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27 Aug 2008, 1:58 pm

"Of course its not loaded, if it was would i do this?"

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27 Aug 2008, 2:13 pm

"Rescued at last! Thank God you're here!" *RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT*

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27 Aug 2008, 2:21 pm

Oh, i remember MissC posted a good one from horrormovies a while back:

"..is he dead?"
*bends down and pokes body*

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27 Aug 2008, 2:31 pm

I'm screwed! It was a Taipan!

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27 Aug 2008, 3:08 pm

"Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!"

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27 Aug 2008, 3:27 pm

'I am dying beyond my means.'
-Oscar Wilde

'I'm sorry, sir. I didn't do it on purpose.'
-Marie Antoinette to the executioner, after accidentally stepping on his foot.

'And now I shall destroy the whole world.'
-Fictional dictator in Cat's Cradle, just before committing suicide - and he does destroy the whole world.

'I commend my soul to any god that can find it.'
Pratchett character in Going Postal, before being hanged.

'Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.'
-Voltaire, after being asked by a priest to renounce the Devil.

'Demand me nothing: what you know, you know: From this time forth I never will speak word. '
Shakespeare's Iago.

Goethe's Faustus' last words are good, too.

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27 Aug 2008, 4:02 pm

The East is burning red!! ! - Master Asia's last words in Domon's arms

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27 Aug 2008, 4:13 pm

No, no, let me fix it. You guys don't know what you're doing.

I wonder what this button (or switch) does...

Hell, I only need one jack stand under the car. It ain't gonna move.

You don't need to disconnect the battery before you do that.

Pffft... I always drive like this when it's icy out.

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27 Aug 2008, 5:08 pm

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

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27 Aug 2008, 5:16 pm

"I seem to have miscalculated."

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27 Aug 2008, 5:35 pm

Ah c'mon, what's the worst that can happen?

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27 Aug 2008, 5:52 pm