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04 Oct 2018, 4:14 am

in dog we trust.

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04 Oct 2018, 2:48 pm

If you walk a mile in someone else's shoes, you'll understand why they have sore feet.

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04 Oct 2018, 2:53 pm

A shot in the light.

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04 Oct 2018, 5:03 pm

Fry haddock and let loose the cods of war.

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04 Oct 2018, 5:03 pm

Straighten up and fly bent.

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04 Oct 2018, 5:06 pm

Keed spills! (there will be people old enough here to remember Fat Freddy)

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04 Oct 2018, 5:23 pm

A woman is a passing pleasure, but a good cigar is available

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04 Oct 2018, 8:13 pm

all the news fit to pee on.

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04 Oct 2018, 8:54 pm

A stitch in nine saves time.

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04 Oct 2018, 9:21 pm

Alexanderplatz wrote:

Keed spills! (there will be people old enough here to remember Fat Freddy)

Dope will get you times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no dope

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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard

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04 Oct 2018, 9:35 pm

let the show go off.

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04 Oct 2018, 9:52 pm

Don't count your eggs and put all your chickens in one basket

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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard

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04 Oct 2018, 9:57 pm

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard

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04 Oct 2018, 10:11 pm

don't smack a gifthorse in the mouth

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04 Oct 2018, 10:23 pm

do onto others, then scram.

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04 Oct 2018, 10:56 pm

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, take it to a dentist

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