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27 Nov 2006, 4:38 am

...and that's not even at Easter.

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27 Nov 2006, 4:39 am

haha. lol. he also calls himself the beatmaster and tries to tame snakes.

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27 Nov 2006, 11:53 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

bizarre wrote:

La Machine1 is behind all the spamming and all his sock puppets because he is bored and wants to stir up controvery and discord on WP.

Oh no I had a massive water pipe freeze and break. Water is rushing into my server room(mom's basement).

[Cue theme from Titanic]. Must save Werbert............The water is now up to my neck
I have moved Werbert to the top of a steel filing cabnet. The other 15 servers are
history

Must save Werbert and get the DVD backup disks from each server out of here before the water destroys them. I must begin diving and geting the dvd disks...............

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:02 am Post subject:

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sock puppets aren't allowed. admins may ban a user for having a sock puppet. but none of us have created any sock puppets, right werbert?

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Nice try chuckles, but Werbert has his own sock puppets :wink:

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27 Nov 2006, 11:59 pm

alex's funeral will be held in vegas' new express funerals. please try to shorten the eulogy to a minute.

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28 Nov 2006, 2:22 am

Alex has a sock puppet called Wozza.

Wozza talks to people in their sleep and tries to make them leave the toilet seat up.

Sock puppets will unite and launch a world conquest campaign.

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28 Nov 2006, 3:49 am

When the Cookie Monster got out of rehab he held up a Seven Eleven, absconded with 12 tubes of chocolate chip, and now he's right back in.

Unknown to most people Saddam Hussein was married to Barbara Boxer for a while. He wasn't a genocidal maniac until around that point in his life.

Buffalo Bob is in a car commercial now! Every time me and my roommate watch Hero on the DVR we laugh are arses off because we see this car advertisement where they've got this lady standing by a car (or a guy in drag more likely) that seriously looks like something that belongs in a serial killer movie like Silence of the Lambs or House of 1000 Corpses. Erie stuff but funny as hell at the same time...

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29 Nov 2006, 5:55 am

Kermit the Frog is a Pimp. He has a thing for Sockpuppets.

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29 Nov 2006, 2:40 pm

I've got a load of absolutely rediculous drum & bass tracks that I'll be emailing the guys at Offkey, Innerground, Renegade Hardware, and possibly Metalheadz on (well, its rumor for now at least - I need at least 3 or 4 more in my portfolio and I still need to brush up on some of my techniques a little).

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30 Nov 2006, 4:30 am

When asked to quote pi to thirty decimal places, all the Count could say was:

"One... Ha ha ha. Two... Ha ha ha. Three... Ha ha ha."

Almo has announced plans to run in the next presidential election. (Shame he didn't come along earlier -- he would've beaten George W. hands down.)

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30 Nov 2006, 4:47 am

The sky is really coloured yellow with red dots.

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30 Nov 2006, 4:59 am

The lawn is actually red. Most people prefer the colour, green and that why it appears to be that colour.

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30 Nov 2006, 5:01 am