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19 Jul 2025, 9:22 am

Does the theory of six degrees of separation require a protractor or a thermometer?
Is that why I cannot find Santa Clause?

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19 Jul 2025, 9:59 am

Today is the first day you read this quote.

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19 Jul 2025, 11:48 am

If I’m lazy does that mean I fire lazers?

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23 Jul 2025, 1:57 pm

It's not that the answer is wrong, it is that the question is the wrong question to suit the answer.

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23 Jul 2025, 2:20 pm

Dogs and mailmen would get along better if more people liked peanut butter.

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23 Jul 2025, 2:31 pm

Why aren't the burn units and morgues FULL of young children who lose playing lava floor?
(worse than lawn darts!)

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23 Jul 2025, 3:09 pm

A turd in the hand should be thrown in the bush, or maybe just left there in the first place.

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24 Jul 2025, 1:30 pm

Why hasn’t NASA used a probe or satellite to find Gallifrey yet?

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24 Jul 2025, 1:37 pm

(It's 2020)

Why don't key workers get furloughed? I mean, what's so important about keys in this pandemic?

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24 Jul 2025, 4:18 pm

Retrograde wrote:

Today is the first day you read this quote.

Today is the last day you read this quote.

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24 Jul 2025, 11:35 pm

First I'm going to get better, and than I'm going to grow a penis.

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25 Jul 2025, 2:21 am

If God had meant for turkeys to fly, he would have given them wings.

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25 Jul 2025, 12:30 pm

When Life serves you lemons, return them to the chef.

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25 Jul 2025, 4:27 pm

Drinking ginger ale does not help you fix your digestive issues whenever you have some.

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25 Jul 2025, 5:06 pm

Drinking digestive issues doesn't help you fix your ginger ale whenever you have some.

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25 Jul 2025, 5:52 pm

What does Alt+F4 do?

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