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Imagine getting half a ton of this over your
hood and through your windshield
Happens alot here.
This is a small one



And this is his daddy, way bigger




and this is mom, good sized she also

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For some reason I just imagined someon dress it up in clothes with a hat or something. It just looks like it is dancing in the pic. You could so play pranks on people with those things.

Funny you say that, because sometimes i see these
huge creatures run by in the fields, and they always
have this special swaying motion, kinda looks like
their just floating along when they keep a steady
pace

Wow this is one of those moments,
thats a moose, and a bear and i`m not
even 100% sure what that thing running away
is, could be the calf and the moose is the mother
but it looks so small.. but think thats it - the mother
is protecting her kid, against a bear she`s
heading straight towards it

Last edited by ImTheGuyThatDidThat on 24 Sep 2008, 8:31 am, edited 1 time in total.

*insert joke about Wossamotta U University*

Moooose. The plural of ox is oxen. the blural of box is boxen. The plural of moose is moosen. ^.^
Two moosen!

^

here we see boxen in one of their natural habitats... beauties arent they. (use steve irwin accent)

^
Wow, biggest hird of boxen i`ve seen,
looks like a stampee

why yes co-host jim... we are currently seeing boxen stampeding to get onto their planes to arrive at their destination just to be mercilessly slaughtered to get the valuable contents inside of them... if the boxen is lucky he or she is to be recycled

^
wow
i see it before me

the beauty in boxen is they are one of the worlds tamest animals if handled carefully... but be very careful around angry boxen for they will give you cardboard cuts like never before. why dont you grab one of the boxes so we can take a closer look at him or ehr

I actually got one on my door earlier today,
a real nice one all the way from the USA,
wait, i`ll post a pick

The boxen migration is quite amazing. They can travel great distances in search of their destination.

Look a this prime specimen, it has travelled all
the way from lake zurich, IL. USA to Norway,
think of all the things it has seen - as you see,
i have already gutted it to get to the insides,
it put up one hell of a fight, refused to open at
first, fisty creatures but i got it with me big
breadknife in the end

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[steve irwin] i have a box coming from california migrating to illinois to come to our research center, she is a very valuable boxen carrying valuable things... every boxen i get gets saved for future re-use[/steveirwin]