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Prof_Pretorius
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17 Nov 2006, 8:11 am

He forgot how.

Is it the bunnies????????

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17 Nov 2006, 12:41 pm

bunnies are mean to me, they made me loney when I was young at easter but not my brother.

Why do they want to?

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17 Nov 2006, 4:41 pm

Because Blaine is a pain and that is truth.

Who is Blaine?

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17 Nov 2006, 5:02 pm

An mutant ant from the planet Zeptron.

(Asking this one again beacuse it didn't get answered last time)

I say there, butt's twelve by pies?

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17 Nov 2006, 6:01 pm

The answer to that is 42. It just adds up so perfectly it's almost scary.

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

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17 Nov 2006, 6:07 pm

Yes. Just click your heels together three times and say "I want to be a sharkboy" three times.

Why is the sky blue?

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17 Nov 2006, 6:14 pm

Because God's eyes are that colour. That's right, He's watching you. Watching you RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

Does everything really taste like chicken?

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17 Nov 2006, 6:28 pm

No, to do that you need to add seasoning. Hey, get those herbs offa me!!

Why are you trying to eat me?

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17 Nov 2006, 6:29 pm

Yes. Except chicken. That tastes like beef.

How come we don't have flying cars yet?

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17 Nov 2006, 7:06 pm

because Chitty Chitty Bang Bang cannot find a boyfriend, James Bond car cannot find a girlfriend.

What happened Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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17 Nov 2006, 7:09 pm

I murdered it.

What happened to ShadesOfMe?

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KBABZ
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17 Nov 2006, 10:57 pm

She's currently out for lunch. Please leave a message after the tone. *beep*

What happened to me?

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17 Nov 2006, 10:59 pm

identity theft, KBABZ, or should i say ralph?

*shines light on ralph* why'd ya do it ralph?

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17 Nov 2006, 11:10 pm

I was only trying to get some milk!

Why am I tied to this chair? I'm not that dangerous (am I?)

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17 Nov 2006, 11:23 pm

you should know...unless of course you're a identity theif with short term memory loss.

do you have stml?

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17 Nov 2006, 11:24 pm

I have OHOTKB Syndrome.

Does Sarevok have OHOTKB Syndrome?

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