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12 Aug 2025, 4:57 pm

A word of wisdom is only has useful as a wise word.


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12 Aug 2025, 5:06 pm

I'm adding a sound track to a film. Regrettably, 40 seconds of of the sound track was deleted midway through.
Should I call a plumber for the sync hole?

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I have a six foot sink hole in my kitchen. Should I call a plumber?


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12 Aug 2025, 5:34 pm

Could one's inability to "read the room" be a form of dyslexia?


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01 Sep 2025, 1:01 pm

pcgoblin wrote:
I'm adding a sound track to a film. Regrettably, 40 seconds of of the sound track was deleted midway through.
Should I call a plumber for the sync hole?

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I have a six foot sink hole in my kitchen. Should I call a plumber?


Which one, Mario or Luigi?


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01 Sep 2025, 3:53 pm

If I put battery in a remote the other way, will it charge as I press buttons on it?


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01 Sep 2025, 9:58 pm

Milk is fortified with vitamin D.
Do I need to eat or drink things with vitamins A, B, and C first? Does the order matter?


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03 Sep 2025, 6:46 am

How do magnets work?


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11 Sep 2025, 4:04 pm

Is eating dark chocolate woke?
Is drinking chocolate milk woke?

Is Snow White racist?
Is white snow racist?

Are blackheads woke?
Are whiteheads racist?

Is angel food cake racist?
Is devil's food cake racist?

Is buying white eggs racist?
Is buying brown eggs woke?

If it's racist to use the word "boy", is calling it "The Boy Scouts" racist?



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14 Sep 2025, 2:42 pm

An apple a day keeps ze commie away


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15 Sep 2025, 8:47 am

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15 Sep 2025, 11:40 pm

Why was Charlie Kirk shot?


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16 Sep 2025, 9:09 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Why was Charlie Kirk shot?


Because he didn't appreciate quality waffles. :chef:



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20 Sep 2025, 9:33 am

Is the Great Wall made of China?


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20 Sep 2025, 11:29 am

Is the American Flag made in China?


....actually that's a good question these days. :lol:



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22 Sep 2025, 12:33 pm

If I fall off a horse, and my leg is in pain, should I get back on has the saying goes, or go to the hospital?


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22 Sep 2025, 2:43 pm

What do you call a female British soldier?
Princess Elisabeth


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