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17 Nov 2006, 11:31 pm

Your fish is the most qualified to answer that.

How many Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb. (Bonus points if the answer doesn't involve sex)

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17 Nov 2006, 11:34 pm

a whole lot. the ninjas would continously get overexcited when the lightbulb would come on and karate chop the lightbulb.

what's up?

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18 Nov 2006, 12:00 am

Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes.

Why will this never win?

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18 Nov 2006, 8:20 am

Because it's been disqualified for taking steroids.

Can spiders moonwalk?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:12 am

If you drop a brick on them.

Do you like dropping bricks on spiders?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:16 am

Only if they insult my mother. When that happens, I can't see for the red mist.

Does your mother wear army boots?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:25 am

Yes.

Does your mother wear anything?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:29 am

Thankfully, yes. I think my poor fragile mind would be shattered if she didn't.

What does a shattered mind look like?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:33 am

What does a normal mind look like?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:35 am

Like a beautiful flower... covered in blood and broken dreams.

Whose idea was it to get milk out of a cow that first time?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:39 am

Your mom.

What does an autistic mind look like?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:52 am

Blood and broken dreams, covered in beautiful flowers.

What does a serial killer's mind look like?

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18 Nov 2006, 11:55 am

What does my mind look like?

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18 Nov 2006, 2:07 pm

a world of garlic goths, garlic church, garlic pope, and garlicism (a church religion), everything is something to with garlic

why do some people hate xmas?

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18 Nov 2006, 2:50 pm

Because it's annoying.

Why Garlic Goths?

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18 Nov 2006, 4:05 pm

because we need them

What about a Garlicmas instead of Xmas?

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