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18 Nov 2006, 8:35 pm

Only if Garlic says you can.

Should I make a new sect?

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18 Nov 2006, 8:53 pm

sure, why not?

why are my foot so cold?

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19 Nov 2006, 12:12 am

Because your sock for feet are missing. (grammar mistake intended)

Will we get more themes for WP?

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19 Nov 2006, 12:17 am

Eventually...

Why am I scared of Hippies?

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19 Nov 2006, 12:41 am

there was a group of hippies at your school, who would often steal your hard worked on home made lunches.

why were the hippies so evil?

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19 Nov 2006, 1:14 am

Cos of me accent.

Is it just my imagination, or are kids growing up faster, these days?

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19 Nov 2006, 1:35 am

It isn't. We've all missed out on a vaccination that stops us growing up so slowly.

When pigs fly, how will they?

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19 Nov 2006, 1:44 am

their ears will grow twice their normal size creating a dumbo effect.

was dumbo an asian or african elephant?

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19 Nov 2006, 4:11 am

Yes.

(Actually, prob'ly African -- their ears are bigger.)

Do they have milkshakes on the Wrong Planet?

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19 Nov 2006, 7:48 am

A: Only if there is milk.

Q: If seven monkeys invaded a freight train, what landlocked country would therefore expereience an earthquake of high magnitude?

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19 Nov 2006, 8:35 am

Switzerland. Just to show those liberal hippy peaceniks what-for.

If a good idea leads to a bad outcome, is it still a good idea?

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19 Nov 2006, 8:39 am

no, it will kill you

is there a garlic god?

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19 Nov 2006, 8:42 am

Of course! To claim otherwise is to commit the vilest heresy. Burnt at the stake, you must be.

Is human flesh crispy or tender when cooked?

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19 Nov 2006, 9:12 am

don't know, it called canniballism

why is marvin the paranoid android on caffine?

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19 Nov 2006, 9:25 am

Because he's terrified of Nightmares.

Why are all the Hippies after me? What am I doing wrong?

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19 Nov 2006, 11:40 am

A: I don't know, but I'd better wake you up before this dream becomes terrifying.

Q: What are you doing reading Of Pandas and People?

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