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One-Winged-Angel
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20 Nov 2006, 6:18 pm

It's fun. If you're immortal.

The Tower falls on Judgement Day. Will you join the Crimson King?


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20 Nov 2006, 6:21 pm

I dunno. If he's got style, I might just do that.

When somebody says "Go Go Power Rangers", do you immediately jump up and touch your watch, yelling out the name of a random dinosaur?


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20 Nov 2006, 6:25 pm

No but my friend does.

Do you have a Wii?


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20 Nov 2006, 6:57 pm

No, but I want one.

Do you have a PS3?



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20 Nov 2006, 7:14 pm

No, and I want an X-Box 360. Zombie games = a big incentive.

If zombies overran the Earth tomorrow, would you be one of the survivors, or just lunch?


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20 Nov 2006, 7:22 pm

I'd be the one who turned everyone into zombies.

How long would it take for my zombies to kill you?


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20 Nov 2006, 7:49 pm

pfft.. zombies? thats the best you can do?? they won't even be able to catch me, i'll just out-walk them.(a few days?)

what does 1337 really stand for?


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20 Nov 2006, 8:17 pm

translated from the l337 language it's leet. possibly meaning elite.

why does my school's caesar salad dressing have no taste?


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20 Nov 2006, 8:32 pm

It's actually made from plastic.

Why is all school food made from plastic?


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20 Nov 2006, 8:36 pm

Because the god of Plastic also wanted to be a food god.

Whyaretherenospacesinthisquestion?


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20 Nov 2006, 8:36 pm

Because you just couldn't bother to make them.

why is my hair red?



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20 Nov 2006, 8:47 pm

Check again. You may find it's on fire.

How'd the fire get there?


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20 Nov 2006, 10:22 pm

A tiny forest fire got out of control and began consuming the hair.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares... why does he keep doing it?



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20 Nov 2006, 10:26 pm

he's either slow or determined to prove something

how do you crack corn?


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20 Nov 2006, 11:46 pm

With a very big stick or similar implement

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Who is this man?


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21 Nov 2006, 12:01 am

when Geek Squad goes bad.

why does my dog insist on waking me up at 4:30 in the morning to go to the bathroom?(there are other people in this house!)


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