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23 Feb 2026, 9:47 pm

Would you mind holding the lead of my dragon while I get a pack of cigarettes?



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23 Feb 2026, 11:23 pm

Who is Twilight Woman and why does she stay through the night?


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24 Feb 2026, 6:16 pm

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24 Feb 2026, 10:59 pm

How am I supposed to live in the present if I don't understand modern television or enjoy Top 40?


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24 Jul 2026, 5:56 pm

If you speak with an accent, what accent has it been mistaken for?


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25 Jul 2026, 9:01 pm

Why do they call bread, bread. Why don't they call it loaf?


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25 Jul 2026, 9:02 pm

Do female animals really poop smaller than male animals?


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26 Jul 2026, 10:54 am

How do you grow a body part that you want?


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27 Jul 2026, 4:48 pm

Who here on Wrong Planet has thought of applying to be a contestant for a game show?


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27 Jul 2026, 5:12 pm

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27 Jul 2026, 6:27 pm

My mum smoked indoors when I was a kid. How am I still alive?


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28 Jul 2026, 9:00 am

Did men really have longer hair in the Late 1800s?


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30 Jul 2026, 8:27 am

Background to understanding the question.
There is the imperial measurement system (feet, ounces, pounds, etc.) and the metric system (meters, liters, grams, etc.). I once read that the U.S. officially recognized the metric system back in the 1800s (not kidding), but the U.S. citizens chose to stick keep using imperial because that is what they knew, and the U.S. citizens did not trust some highfalutin educated person's unit of measurement. (Wikipedia Metric System: History)

Terribly earnest question -

What is the metric version of measuring time? Where does it start? Is it impractical to use on hospital registration forms?


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30 Jul 2026, 6:20 pm

Why did God have to create bedbugs, or was it the Satin who created them?


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03 Aug 2026, 10:52 pm

If I get hit in the head by a baseball, will I suddenly fall in love with England for real?


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04 Aug 2026, 1:54 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
If I get hit in the head by a baseball, will I suddenly fall in love with England for real?


Nah, needs to be a cricket ball.

Baseballs to the head make one fall in love with the USA. :nerdy:


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