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21 Nov 2006, 5:13 am

Because it wouldn't work at 6:30.

Why does my dog wake me up every day at 2:00 in the morning?


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21 Nov 2006, 5:22 am

Because it wants to kiss you goodbye before it goes to work

Why do children always have food on their faces?



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21 Nov 2006, 5:41 am

Because the food attacks them. They don't defend themselves like Calvin did.

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21 Nov 2006, 7:02 am

i agree

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21 Nov 2006, 7:04 am

Because Garlic loves spam.

Image?


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21 Nov 2006, 7:07 am

yes.

how much blood will there be when garlic finally destroys the mustard heathen in the garpocalypse


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21 Nov 2006, 7:11 am

Enough to feed me.

Will ShadesOfMe also get enough?


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21 Nov 2006, 7:40 am

More than enough, since i will be giving out my own share of the blood cos im just nice like that.

why am i nice?


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21 Nov 2006, 7:45 am

Becuase you spam.

Spam?


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21 Nov 2006, 8:57 am

Because robots have feelings too.

Why me?



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21 Nov 2006, 9:17 am

because i didn't want it to be me

why isn't anyone answering this question


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21 Nov 2006, 10:46 am

I can't answer a question, if I don't know what it's about.

What's the difference between Cow Pies and Eskimo Pies?



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21 Nov 2006, 10:54 am

i dont know

why dont i know?


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21 Nov 2006, 12:37 pm

you need to do a taste test.

what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?



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21 Nov 2006, 1:00 pm

it will turn into a frog

Is SPAM short for Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages?


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21 Nov 2006, 1:33 pm

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?sea ... hmode=none

i'm feeling informative right now...

who invented the spork?


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