Dear Neighbor,
I just got back from the mall, where I entered your name in every contest on display. You know ones - "Win This Car!", "Win a Hawaiian Vacation!", "Win a Romantic Cruise!" - where all you have to do is fill out your name, your address, your phone numbers, and your email addresses to enter their drawings.
Then they call you ... and call you ... and call you ... when they're not ringing your doorbell, sending you junk mail, or filling your inbox with spam.
This is to express my "gratitude" for keeping those dogs in your back yard and letting them bark all night. True, their barking is not constant, but I've not had a full night's sleep since they arrived.
So, if you do win, congratulations! Likely though, you won't; but maybe you'll so busy answering the phone that you won't notice Animal Control tranquing your dogs and hauling them away.
Your Neighbor,
Fnord
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