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04 Aug 2026, 8:15 am

Tampon, tamp off, tampon, tamp off the Tamper

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04 Aug 2026, 8:43 am

I don't have an accent.


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04 Aug 2026, 10:12 am

Hmm.
Do people that are mute have accents?
Do deaf people that talk have accents? Is it politically/socially incorrect ask them?


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04 Aug 2026, 5:49 pm

If Irish eyes smile, what do Canadian eyes do?


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04 Aug 2026, 8:40 pm

Would Blue Christmas be a good Christmas song for me? It's obvious that I like that colour.


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05 Aug 2026, 6:53 pm

How hard is it for you to take criticism well?


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05 Aug 2026, 11:01 pm

Have you been eating chocolate again?


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06 Aug 2026, 7:03 am

Two quotes of wisdom...

"If at first you do not succeed, try, try again."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."


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06 Aug 2026, 11:40 am

You should always throw the pearls of wisdom at the swine.


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06 Aug 2026, 4:00 pm

What are the best books ever written that the writer never expected to be a surprise hit?


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06 Aug 2026, 10:59 pm

You know you're a Londoner if you never hear sirens.


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07 Aug 2026, 8:39 am

This is my house. You do as I say. I don't care if I share this house with your mother. This is my house.


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07 Aug 2026, 8:43 am

Can anybody see my avatar?


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07 Aug 2026, 9:46 am

Do Catholics eat fish on Friday because they fry the fish in the pan?


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07 Aug 2026, 6:38 pm

How much fish is too much for people who work in the fishing industry to catch?


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07 Aug 2026, 9:40 pm

Don't you feel good about Sarah Lee?


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