Stemming thread - Say anything; bizzar and random

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I was going to make this post on the "scale of -10 to +10, how do you feel right now?" thread in the Haven section but I think it belongs here more.

On a scale of -10 to +10 with my feelings rite now it is iCarly I'm watching it & crushing soo bad on her I should say I'm a +10 because I feel like I'm high as a kite but I could also say I'm a -10 because this is beyond pathetic & it's getting painful. I feel like banging my head into a wall If love/infatuation is like a drug; I should of died from an overdoes months ago. If you guys were emphatic & could read my feelings; you would either hug/hold me, try to come up with a way I can meet her or you would kill me & you might feel nauseous to I know I probably sound crazy but I actually do have my grip on reality. I know what I want is a fantasy that has almost no chance in hell of becoming reality. I know the difference between rite & wrong & I'm NOT about to do anything crazy, stupid, dangerous, extreme ect. My mind is here but my heart doesn't listen to logic. I cant turn these feelings off. I know I don't love her because I've been in love before years ago but these feelings are defiantly something extremely strong. Maybe I'm under a black magic spell; the main issues/problems I'm having are all related to her Everything is basically OK & normal as it ever was. I wonder if crushing can cause/trigger heart attacks or other heart problems & I'm starting to feel better after typing this

kobe sit the hell down ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

The word impossible is only found in the dictionary of fools..

I've been working on a national anthem for my fictional country, Aspergeria. It's not complete, but I've finished the first verse. It's set to the tune of my favorite song, "Ligger Med Varandra" by DJ Auzern:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koptLzO1CMo[/youtube]
In our great land
There are stories waiting to be told
From the blue mountains
To the seas of gray
To the rolling, fertile plains

The flag of our pride
We raise it up high
Up to the sky

In Aspergeria
We dance and we are free
Free to be all that we can be

In Aspergeria
We dance and we are free
Free to be all that we can be

i had to kill little mousey
i'm a big heel, feeling lousy
it was pooping and peeing all over the place
this wasn't something i could allow apace
so i put out a peanut-butter-laced trap
which in the wee hours stomped out its crap
in the morning i awoke, got up and saw
splattered mouse doodoo, a dead tail, a dead paw
sticking out from the machinery of automated mouse death
god help me, i'm a mouse murderer, an extinguisher of mouse breath

i wanted so to make it a pet. it was such a cute little gray mouse. it looked up at me like i was a distant monster, with its cute-as-a-button twitching sniffing head signalling a natural wariness yet insufficient to warn it of the alacrity of the message of malice headed its way. i would have given it a large terarrium to live in, with lots of mouse toys and treadmills and tunnels and such. i would have made sure it was happy. but life seems to make a mockery of any plans i would have in the regard of making anybody and anything happy. poor mouse. i hope it's in mouse heaven now. when i meet my maker and my maker asks me why i killed one of his meek ones, i don't know what i will say. i just couldn't take the damned thing pooping and peeing all over my tin can. unsanitary.

How come there are hot dogs, but there aren't any hot cats?

Why are there ice cubes, but not ice squares, or ice circles, or ice triangles?

Why don't they make chubby Barbie dolls?

He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

An olive is NOT a green eyeball.

Stemming or stimming?

Vanna White is the world's greatest clapper. . . Big fleshy deal.

"Weird Al" Yankovic dreamed he was stuck in a closet with Vanna White I have some messed-up dreams sometimes but it's nice to know that Al is Even Worse than me. Look at how successful he is. People say I'm not rite but maybe my problem is that I'm not screwed-up enough

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UgVuDX0KI[/youtube]

"They have Ohhhh what a feeling, but I have Ohhhh What a Rush!"

Hi Kyle! There are a few Ice Cube trays out there that instead of cubes they are the Pi Symbol, and different characters, and symbols.

If it will let me post a link...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisi ... es&x=0&y=0

and a picture...



I'll come back later when I'm really tired or something...

For now... I typed random letters with a few spaces and punctuation into a Word Document. I had spell check on went over the incorrect words and changed them to the first suggested word. (sls = sols) If there were no suggestions I'd break the word in half and check again. Then I went over it again and fixed the grammar. This is the result. My Firefox had more corrections to add and so I further corrected it.

"Powwow ago we’d j polio; jag j left ninepins in wing o nun new into ragweed, E odor sols."

I wonder if I should kill myself so I won't do anything stupid. Who drugged me, hit me on the head & left me fuct-up? Where is my mind? Where did my sanity go? & how do I quit daydreaming?