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4:16 AM on a dark and stormy tuesday in december.

Five minutes ago but I can't be certain.

barbara streisand and richard harris loved one another.

ernest borgnine and ethel merman didn't like one another. i wonder why that was?

It wasn't. It was a tabloid conspiracy so they could sell more newspapers.

Why are red English Bull Terriers more bonkers than the other colours?

The red is a visual representation of the pure ire they feel all the time.

why is wheel of fortune so cruel?

Because it is a panjandrum on a crazy course about to explode.
Did remember to lock the door?

I don't have a door.

Do you enjoy phoning customer service representatives?

about as much as i enjoy voting right-wing.

why does the GOP continue to exist despite their clear evidence of treason?

Because the world needs more goop.

Tell me what to do.

engage in a study of the past year's results in the [your nation's] national lotto, find the most common numbers, and play just those numbers each week, with the price of one ticket per week.

why doesn't he do right?

Because he's sincere, and never full of shite.

So then what?

do what you will so long as it only hurts those that need hurting.
is it me, or is james holzhauer a pompous @$$?

I know who James Holzhauer is.

I think he sold me my door.

And yes, it's just you.

Do you have a God complex?

Oh yeah. I even sought to be amongst the conspiracies myself by having all the powers and secrets to myself.

But letting others know might be my own undoing.


Are YOU a part of a conspiracy?

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We all know that Edna is God.

I'm involved in a conspiracy against anticonspiraciologists.


Have you made your Valentines gifts yet?