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08 Aug 2026, 5:22 am

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08 Aug 2026, 8:21 am

I seem to have misplaced a couple of profound quotes that are pretty dumb when both are adhered to in day to day life. Has anyone seen them?


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08 Aug 2026, 11:21 am

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08 Aug 2026, 6:58 pm

Wool sweaters are better than nylon jackets as fall attire because wool sweaters have higher wool content.


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09 Aug 2026, 2:23 am

What color is the letter A?



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09 Aug 2026, 6:41 pm

How many people in your distant family are so superficial you avoid interacting with them?


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09 Aug 2026, 10:19 pm

If we were all to die soon, would you like to go to Heaven?


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10 Aug 2026, 10:38 am

If you went to Heaven, would you have imposter syndrome?


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10 Aug 2026, 11:21 am

How do planes make babies?



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10 Aug 2026, 11:32 am

Do you think the Yeti and Sasquatch could reproduce together?


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10 Aug 2026, 4:26 pm

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10 Aug 2026, 5:40 pm

All malls should be destroyed because everything is digital shopping now.


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11 Aug 2026, 8:55 am

Body odor is caused by bacteria (I think)

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Therefore to kill bacteria on the body gets rid of body odor
What kills bacteria?
Bleach? (maybe) So bathe in bleach?
UV light? (maybe) So soak up UV light.

So would washing with bleach and covering the body in a UV light maybe create an odor free body?


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