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how come it's always 9 out of 10 that recommend the product? i guess the 10th is too busy drinkin!

Shew. At least the source is gone (or invisible, which is much more likely)

I miss number 1, though. Number 7 was an idiot. So was number 5. Number 1 was not, and neither was number 2.

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gobble gobble gobble

Mutated chicken.

"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact."

I think they didn't like the comments I said to my family...you're listening where you're not welcome, you're gonna hear what you don't want to hear. You know who you are: get your big nose out of my room!

Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.

I played dead once in class and feel asleep. I woke up in the morgue.

is that true?

Just kidding. When I saw your post about playing dead, that one came to me.

"Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again."

"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me."
all the things i wrote over the last three posts were quotes

I'm guessing what they didn't like now.

Ridiculous.

"I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away."

There; I said it again. I hope your ear's burning.

I wonder where the audio recorder is...

"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."