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Who knows, who knows.

Nah.... nothing scary, I'm sure.

^It could be the 'scary old lady' of the moon?

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Luckily I never see her anymore but is her name Ellen, by the way?

Apparently the other side has a giant crater on it, which would appear to us humans and our vivid imaginations to be an eye. So the moon would be a cyclops. I have finally found a use for the following emoticon.

(jeez, my brain must be monolined, dropping this.... only)

I am here to collect my weekly "thread killer" cheque, please give me my money. Thankyou.

the moon is a cyclops?

No silly, the moon is made of cheese.(pepper-jack)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfUvJuLKPG4[/youtube]
This goes for 6:00 mins, but I want to share it anyway...

*talks to myself*

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

i seem to have killed a few threads here allready, now my reply truly belongs here!

altho, i doubt i will prove skilled enough to kill this one :]

^ even if you do kill it NOW there are afew "necromancers" around...

[quote; Insults]
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

^I wish I had a good memory.





Sup for tonight?