KyleTheGhost wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "Time for this ghost to disappear."
Road Runner: "Meep, Meep!" (Zooms by me.)
Me: "Road Runner!"
(Wile E. Coyote chases with a jet pack. Jet pack suddenly runs out of fuel and Wile E. lands on the ground.)
Me: "Wile E. Coyote. I wonder if he will ever catch him."
(Wile E. Coyote dusts himself off and walks away, deep in thought.)
Me: "Good night, everybody!" (Becomes invisible and disappears)
(Wile E. Coyote suddenly turns around, sees me disappear, thinks for a moment, and points his index finger in the air, implying that he has yet another idea. . .)

Me: (Becomes visible and appears) "Good morning, WrongPlanet! This is your Friendly Resident Ghost saying-"
Wile E. Coyote: (suddenly appears wearing a white mechanical suit) "Wile E., you genius! You've done it again!"
Me: (Hovers a few inches above the ground, silently floats toward Wile E. Coyote) "Hey, where did you get the cool suit?"
Wile E. Coyote: "Made it myself. The invisibility Suit! Gad! I'm SUCH a genius!"
Me: (to myself) "Not very modest are you?" (Out loud) "What are you going to do with it?"
Wile E.: "I'm going to catch that Road Runner and eat him for supper!"
Me: "I doubt it, but good luck." (Floats away) "Hello, WrongPlanet!"
Me: "Time to go. I wonder how Wile E. Coyote's plan is going?"
Road Runner: (Approaches, stops before birdseed) "Meep! Meep!" (Rapidly eats birdseed)
(Wile E. Coyote suddenly appears, still wearing the Invisibility Suit, and ties a rope around the Road Runner)
Road Runner: "Meep! Meep!" (Zooms off with Wile E., holding on the rope)
(Road Runner turns and Wile E. crashs into a wall and releases rope. Invisibility Suit shorts, explodes)
Me: "I guess that answers my question."
Wile E. Coyote: (Slurring) "Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius."
Me: "Too bad his genius is limited to technology. If he had all that money to buy all that stuff, why didn't he just buy food? Good night, everybody!" (Becomes invisible and disappears)
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