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Prof_Pretorius
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29 Nov 2006, 8:36 pm

Nope, go fish.

Who invented the stupid video game, anyway ?????

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aleclair
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29 Nov 2006, 8:49 pm

A: The Mongolians. Simply because we don't want to blame it on the bloody Americans, so I guess I'll pick an underreprisented nationality out of the hat.

Q: Is it you're fault that I uses horrific grammar?

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29 Nov 2006, 8:52 pm

Yes, it's his fault.

Is it over?

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29 Nov 2006, 8:56 pm

Not till the skinny lady sings.

Is Alex the alien on the Wrong Planet logo?

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29 Nov 2006, 9:03 pm

NO!

NO?

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29 Nov 2006, 9:10 pm

No! On!

Will I go to hell if I eat Devil's Food cake?

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30 Nov 2006, 2:21 am

it depends on whether god or some angel has a crush on you, if they don't you will.

why is it thursday today? (can't they just leave us alone?)

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30 Nov 2006, 2:40 am

Nope; the government doesn't want any of us to have days off, so they make everyday Thurday (the day before Friday) just to torture us! jk/lol

Why do people like consuming fermented things, such as milk, yogurt, and wine?

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30 Nov 2006, 5:07 am

Because they like the "High" that they get from these foods.

Do you think that it's freakish, how my favourite colour had changed from green to red, in less than a day, last December?

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30 Nov 2006, 5:10 am

Nope. Mine changed from aqua to ochre, also in the space of a day.

If you had a time machine, would you use it?

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30 Nov 2006, 5:22 am

Yes, to make you ask another question to the one you just answered at gunpoint.

Where'd I get the gun from?

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30 Nov 2006, 5:34 am

take a ticket there are only 422 549 304 205 waiting before you...

when will you have your christmastree?

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30 Nov 2006, 5:40 am

When I cut the forest down and tug it along in my Iron Horse.

Will I ever fall off a cliff?

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30 Nov 2006, 5:50 pm

when you're eighteen and you will sleep for hundred years ...

when will we be able to play (our or your or her or ...) life in 'review'

CeallachSolomon
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01 Dec 2006, 2:08 pm

When time is not time, but rather, the absence of time created in the space left over from the end of the universe.

When I die, will I go to Heaven, the Elysian Fields, Brahman, Hell, Gehenna, Hades, or the car wash?

Pyth
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01 Dec 2006, 2:09 pm

The car wash, OF COURSE.

Why did we invent the word WhY?

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