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I'm as skinny as a rail.

My bride and I are both enjoying her latest medical adventure.

For years Canadians have been using American words and British spellings in order to deliberately and completely confuse both our rivals, as it is our special weapon against them. And with it, we will make the US our 11th province and rule the world! MWA HA HA HA!!

I'm still as sick as a dog.

The moon doesn't orbit the earth at all, okay? The moon is actually inside the earth, and is instead orbiting the earth's magnetic core. If it wasn't for these two items within the earth, the earth would be an empty vessel. The moon's spin on it's axis is merely where it's rolling along the interior surface of the earth. The magnetic core of the moon is opposing the magnetic core of the earth, ensuring it stays tracking the interior surface of the earth. The moon we see is due to sunlight penetrating the earth's crust and reflecting back off the moon straight through the crust again and into space, like a holographic projection. Yes that does mean the moon landing was faked. All space vehicles have just passed straight through the holographic projection. NASA and other space agencies didn't want to admit their failing, failing to comprehend where the moon actually is!

I'm going to have another early night tonight.

Its the "ade" at the end of "lemonade" that makes it fizzy

That's about all I know

GRENADE !

U.S. President Harry S. Truman, had two arms, but only one leg. His left leg was originally made from wood, but during his first elected term he had it replaced with a state of the art aluminum leg. The fact that he was missing a leg was no secret, but the fact that he had a start of the art articulated aluminum leg was a closely guard secret, for obvious reasons.

Regardless, the next time you see Harry Truman in a newsreel, check if you can tell if it is his first inherited term, or his second term. It is actually pretty obvious. He's much more relaxed and easy going with the aluminum leg, and when he walks, he looks more natural.

By the way, his wooden leg is in the Harry S. Truman Library in Independence, Missouri. No one admits to knowing what happened to his aluminum leg. He was not buried with it.
(Extra fun fact: President of the United States was buried with a mannequin leg, and it is a female leg. More people know about this than the aluminum prosthetic leg.)

I'm wearing my colours right now.

I just love eating ice cold food when the weather is ice cold.

Dave Davies is my favourite Kink. I love the way he treated Mick Avory.

I am exactly like your autistic seven year old nephew.