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02 Dec 2006, 5:32 pm

Why not?

Is Bush an aspie?



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02 Dec 2006, 7:04 pm

he's a dummy

why did jack jump over the candlestick?


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02 Dec 2006, 8:03 pm

He was hoping he'd land on it.

Why are you not werbert?


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02 Dec 2006, 9:29 pm

i don't even think werbert is werbert

why do cats purr?


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02 Dec 2006, 9:46 pm

Their just lulling you into a false sense of security.

Why are ferrets so funny looking?



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02 Dec 2006, 9:53 pm

ferrets are very insecure about their looks and prefer people not talk about them

why do people call them ice cubes when they rarely come in cube form?


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02 Dec 2006, 9:55 pm

Because people are always trying to fit square pegs into round holes.

Why do rabbits have cotton puff tails?



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02 Dec 2006, 9:58 pm

to take attention away from their ears

why is the sun so bright


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02 Dec 2006, 10:05 pm

Because it gets lonely in the dark.

Why are there always pieces left over when you try to assemble something?



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02 Dec 2006, 10:08 pm

Because you've eaten the rest.

Why are most TV presenters so utterly obnoxious?



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02 Dec 2006, 10:14 pm

Yes and some Lancashireman is going to kill me, but I've had three medium slices of Pizza, last night. :lol:

The next person likes to eat.



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02 Dec 2006, 10:17 pm

The mind says yes, but the stomach is squishy and indecisive...

The next person likes to hide. (Oops, wrong thread)

Why does a platypus have a bill?



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02 Dec 2006, 10:18 pm

Why would I want to kill you? I wouldn't have anyone to bore senseless then. (j/k)

Yes. I like eating. Rather a lot.

Why does Scrooge turn out to like Christmas?



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02 Dec 2006, 11:18 pm

Because Tiny Tim touches his Heart.

Why are large women called Buses?



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03 Dec 2006, 3:53 am

Because they are really public transportation in disguise.

Will we ever take over the world?


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03 Dec 2006, 3:56 am

No, but we will own the Moon.

Will people ever spell my username right?


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