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Whenever I sneeze I turn into a superhero with a big white tissue for a cape. Then I fly off and look for bad guys and with my superpowers I shoot clouds of pepper at them. Then I beat them up, bring them to jail and give them all head colds.

Whatever is in the spoiler must be a blatant lie.

I'm going to get some red, white and blue lights for my tree.

The answer to #41 is a newspaper from March 11, 1952, a living black gold fish, a 3 by 3 by 9 centimeter glass container filled with fresh ground pepper, the color gray, fourteen milliliters of distilled water, place one hand on "their" shoulder, believe what "they" say, for once, but just this once.
Wrap your arms in yellow Saran Wrap, and place them in the freezer for twenty one hours.
Although it will be very tempting, do not use the glass key in the lock. It will break off. That needs repeating. IT WILL BREAK OFF. DON'T LET IT BREAK! The glass key is useful, but not as a key.
If you ignore that advice, gather as much freshly cut lawn clipping as you can hold in your pockets. Fill up your pockets.
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Timi Yuro
She's there. IT Hurts, and Satan Never Sleeps

Yesterday I discovered the cure for all diseases! But I forgot to write it down.

I should get a raincoat for the winter. A red, white and blue one would be perfect.

I have been told that I am a A.I. experiment.

I'm plotting to start a society for evil autistic people. You know, where we'll be wearing black hooded robes and lurk in a dark underground lair with a few sensory friendly lights, and do unspeakably eeeevil autistic things, such as drawing pictures of the Disney Princesses but they're all animals, or even lining up Funko Pop figures on shelves!
Mu ha ha ha!!

I just painted a Union Jack on the back of a wooden gingerbread house. Red, white and blue.

I have it on pretty good authority that wearing shoes that are a size too large for your feet will trigger your feet to grow. Why in the world would someone want larger feet? Evidently, there are other body parts that are tied to the size of one's feet, hands for instance. Rachmaninoff had pretty small feet when he was young, but in his diary he reports how every two years he increased his shoe size by half a unit. Like a gold fish, his feet fill in the shoes and his hand grew as well. That is how he increase his hand size and why he had such tremendous reach with his fingers playing the piano.

I subsist entirely on a diet of boogers.

I have an aluminium tree with a colour wheel in back of it. I find the tree stunning when the green shines on it.

Who doesn't? Add a little garlic and ginger, mmWAH (lips smacking sound)

I am not saying that is the same Christmas tree my family had in 1968. Complete with the colour wheel (It was imported). Aluminium silver tree with coloured lights. You would NEVER find that in a home I lived in.


My blatant TRUTH (so don't you DARE challenge me)
Whenever I see a British spelling of a word and use it in a sentence, like Colour for Color, or Flavour for Flavor, I NEVER EVER add it to my browser's dictionary. It innit patriotic. Go U.S.A.!

I'm one of elon musk's lesser known many offspring

I have a Siamese twin growing out of my crotch area. He makes all my decisions for me.

You can make your own dentures using silly putty and chiclets.