11 Jul 2016, 7:59 pm
What?
"bashed apples" was the closest his stroke-addled dreaming brain could come to mashed apples=apple sauce.
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!
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11 Jul 2016, 9:46 pm
For the past six months, every night at 11:42 pm, I lay in my bed unable to move. For I know that just outside my room, the peanut butter people wait for me. Planning to smother me in thier gooy arms.
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11 Jul 2016, 9:48 pm
^^^^yoo oughta publish that as a short story or novella! 
11 Jul 2016, 9:56 pm
You think so?
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11 Jul 2016, 10:08 pm
^^^indubitably. 
11 Jul 2016, 10:25 pm
Cool!
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12 Jul 2016, 2:18 pm
Yeah, my summer is going along swimmingly.
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12 Jul 2016, 5:03 pm
KA-POW!!
...There. I have exploded. I may move on now.
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12 Jul 2016, 5:05 pm
I wrote a story once about cardboard boxes that came to life and ate people...
Wonder if I still have it.
12 Jul 2016, 5:42 pm
I wrote a story once about cardboard boxes that came to life and ate people...
Wonder if I still have it.
May I give it a read?
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12 Jul 2016, 9:16 pm
I like the cardboard box tale also 
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12 Jul 2016, 11:28 pm
I will say, that although I never wrote any such stories, I did have a bunch of dreams that were very cinematic in a similar manner as "being john Malkovich."
12 Jul 2016, 11:31 pm
I will say, that although I never wrote any such stories, I did have a bunch of dreams that were very cinematic in a similar manner as "being john Malkovich."
Why not write stories?
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12 Jul 2016, 11:32 pm
