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02 Feb 2011, 5:11 pm

The Alka Seltzer doesn't work. It will be interesting to see how I look in a month or two after all this coughing and puking. :roll:


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02 Feb 2011, 5:16 pm

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Me: "I hope the blizzard isn't as bad as they say it is."

(Ground around me suddenly freezes)

Me: (Floats up) "What the-?!"

Mr. Freeze: "Nice weather we're having."

Me: "Mr. Freeze?"

Mr. Freeze: "Ice to meet you, Kyle 'The Ghost.'" (cocks freeze gun)

Me: (Flamethrower forms on right wrist) "Stay back! I've got a flamethrower on my wrist, and I WILL use it! I may be a Friendly Ghost, but I will defend myself, if necessary."

(Flamethrower and freeze gun discharge. Ice and fire collide, neither one gains any distance)

Me: "It's a draw."

Mr. Freeze: "Have an ice evening." (Leaves)

Me: "Whew! That was easy. . . See you guys later!" (Disappears)


(Slowly appears) Hello, WrongPlanet. This is your Friendly Resident Ghost saying: "I would say 'good morning,' but things where I live aren't very good at the moment. That blizzard has shut down my entire state and roads are closed. People are told to stay where they are and not to drive unless absolutely necessary. That isn't a problem for me, but when the storm is finally gone, my big driveway will be filled with snow. That means I have a LOT of work to do. Only Mr. Freeze would enjoy this weather. Now I wish I really DID have a flamethrower on my person, because then I could use it to melt all the snow, but I don't so-" (Laughs, coughs) "My only consolation is that I have plenty of food and the power is still working. I'll live, WrongPlanet, but I'm not a very happy Ghost right now." :(
Keep warm KTG! I hope you electricity stays on, being techless suxs. :)


It did stay on, Taupey! Most of driveway is now clear because my dad got the snow thrower started! Whew! I'm sure glad I didn't have to shovel a big driveway that was covered in than a foot of snow! I'm a happy Ghost again! :D


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02 Feb 2011, 5:53 pm

My battalion mail room is to be inspected soon. I hope I don't fail too badly.



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02 Feb 2011, 6:03 pm

The storm is finally over! :D (Shoots up fireworks) See you guys later! (Disappears)


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02 Feb 2011, 6:07 pm

good night all... :salut:



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02 Feb 2011, 6:10 pm

I'm tired. I'm going to nap for an hour.


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02 Feb 2011, 6:11 pm

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good night all... :salut:


Good night ProfessorX. I'll see you tomorrow. :)


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02 Feb 2011, 7:51 pm

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Lace-Bane is so lonely :(

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Hehe, that picture is cute :).

Oh, Lace-Bane found out why his pet plant isn't talking to him... She doesn't have a mouth :?. Maybe he could draw one for her :D.


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02 Feb 2011, 7:59 pm

I met a girl yesterday at a cafe close to my school.

Redhead, one blue eye, one green eye, skinny, nice, and very HOT!

I hope this is the start of something.


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02 Feb 2011, 8:47 pm

Rebel with the plaid cap
Plaid cap on
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I'm the rebel with the plaid cap
Plaid cap, plaid cap
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02 Feb 2011, 11:11 pm

I've been writing about my world since 1994.



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03 Feb 2011, 12:17 am

It's amazing how many women online find me supper sweet because of the way I talk about a celeb crush but I'm willing to bet none of em would like me if I would start liking em. I'm not interested in em anyways thou so maybe that's why they think I'm soo great


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03 Feb 2011, 12:24 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Taupey wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "I hope the blizzard isn't as bad as they say it is."

(Ground around me suddenly freezes)

Me: (Floats up) "What the-?!"

Mr. Freeze: "Nice weather we're having."

Me: "Mr. Freeze?"

Mr. Freeze: "Ice to meet you, Kyle 'The Ghost.'" (cocks freeze gun)

Me: (Flamethrower forms on right wrist) "Stay back! I've got a flamethrower on my wrist, and I WILL use it! I may be a Friendly Ghost, but I will defend myself, if necessary."

(Flamethrower and freeze gun discharge. Ice and fire collide, neither one gains any distance)

Me: "It's a draw."

Mr. Freeze: "Have an ice evening." (Leaves)

Me: "Whew! That was easy. . . See you guys later!" (Disappears)


(Slowly appears) Hello, WrongPlanet. This is your Friendly Resident Ghost saying: "I would say 'good morning,' but things where I live aren't very good at the moment. That blizzard has shut down my entire state and roads are closed. People are told to stay where they are and not to drive unless absolutely necessary. That isn't a problem for me, but when the storm is finally gone, my big driveway will be filled with snow. That means I have a LOT of work to do. Only Mr. Freeze would enjoy this weather. Now I wish I really DID have a flamethrower on my person, because then I could use it to melt all the snow, but I don't so-" (Laughs, coughs) "My only consolation is that I have plenty of food and the power is still working. I'll live, WrongPlanet, but I'm not a very happy Ghost right now." :(
Keep warm KTG! I hope you electricity stays on, being techless suxs. :)


It did stay on, Taupey! Most of driveway is now clear because my dad got the snow thrower started! Whew! I'm sure glad I didn't have to shovel a big driveway that was covered in than a foot of snow! I'm a happy Ghost again! :D
I happy to hear/read, so far so good. Shoveling snow is not fun. :sunny:


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03 Feb 2011, 12:43 am

I used to think the lyrics for "Summer Rain" by Belinda Carlisle were "Whispering rock-a-byes, waiting for a dream". The actual lyrics are "Whispering our goodbyes, waiting for a train", which make more sense in the context of the song.



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03 Feb 2011, 12:58 am

nick007 wrote:
It's amazing how many women online find me supper sweet because of the way I talk about a celeb crush but I'm willing to bet none of em would like me if I would start liking em. I'm not interested in em anyways thou so maybe that's why they think I'm soo great


You know Nick, I don't believe you would ever have a crush on me because I'm so much older than you. But I wanted to say, I do feel anxious and uncomfortable when someone has a crush on me, I guess because I'm not always great at communicating or responding right to them.

I feel very relaxed with you and most of the men here because I don't feel all that pressure to say and do the correct thing, I don't feel like I'm under a microscope, I can be myself and say what I want. Does that make sense?

Anyway, I do believe you are a super sweet guy, I've been very impressed with some of the things you have said and it's great knowing you here at WP.

Maybe other women here feel the same way, so it might not have anything to do with you at all, but instead be about men in general and being in a romantic relationship. It can be stressful.


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03 Feb 2011, 1:00 am

Lace-Bane wrote:
Oh, Lace-Bane found out why his pet plant isn't talking to him... She doesn't have a mouth :?. Maybe he could draw one for her :D.

Haha, I'm sure she'd appreciate it. ;)

Random thing to say: Kaybee has a persistent pain in her back/shoulder blade area. :(


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