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13 Jul 2016, 3:50 pm

Yesterday when Dean and I were walking towards a restaurant, I saw a girl who was wearing sweat pants with the word cheer on the buttocks in gold lettering. I cheered at her and she turned her head to look at me. I could only imagine what she thought when she saw my wearing German colours and a real helmet.


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13 Jul 2016, 4:58 pm

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21 Jul 2016, 2:03 am

I can't believe I drank a cup of coffee at midnight.


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21 Jul 2016, 2:05 am

milk.



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22 Jul 2016, 11:36 am

Slime-coated crustaceans do not forgive many secret stashes, if you harbour blunted harpoons attached to shattered skeleton bones, don't donate the dire burden of torn dishcloths to the tide, they will only float upon the conspiring wavescum and be delivered up through the sewers, beyond the totalitarian tilt of the bleached toilet bowl, flowing along the bristling mountain peaks of the carpet until they quiver back in your palms, which are red because you decided to paint the lightbulb with ketchup so you could measure the illusion.



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22 Jul 2016, 4:37 pm

organ.



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22 Jul 2016, 10:06 pm

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organ.


Is it functional?


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22 Jul 2016, 10:10 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
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organ.


Is it functional?

which one?



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23 Jul 2016, 12:09 am

auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
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organ.


Is it functional?

which one?


I dunno, you never told me what organ it was! :P


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23 Jul 2016, 12:48 am

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
organ.


Is it functional?

which one?


I dunno, you never told me what organ it was! :P

I have a musical organ and a hydraulic organ. both organs have seen better days but I take as good care of both of them as I can. so they both, nominally are functional. l-citruline, pycnogenol, testofen, Maca and DHEA are highly recommended for the latter organ's maintenance and continued good functioning. :mrgreen:



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24 Jul 2016, 2:17 am

Coffee...... I shall have that when I wake up later.


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24 Jul 2016, 2:27 am

flop.



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24 Jul 2016, 8:45 am

Ploop.


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24 Jul 2016, 9:29 am

auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
organ.


Is it functional?

which one?


I dunno, you never told me what organ it was! :P

I have a musical organ and a hydraulic organ. both organs have seen better days but I take as good care of both of them as I can. so they both, nominally are functional. l-citruline, pycnogenol, testofen, Maca and DHEA are highly recommended for the latter organ's maintenance and continued good functioning. :mrgreen:


Oh, not the organ I was thinking of! :heart:


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24 Jul 2016, 3:34 pm

Cats are just wonderful. :) Baymax calls them "hairy babies". ROFL


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24 Jul 2016, 4:25 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
organ.


Is it functional?

which one?


I dunno, you never told me what organ it was! :P

I have a musical organ and a hydraulic organ. both organs have seen better days but I take as good care of both of them as I can. so they both, nominally are functional. l-citruline, pycnogenol, testofen, Maca and DHEA are highly recommended for the latter organ's maintenance and continued good functioning. :mrgreen:


Oh, not the organ I was thinking of! :heart:

just what organ were you thinking of?