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25 Dec 2011, 12:13 pm

I blame Hitler.

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25 Dec 2011, 12:16 pm

TenPencePiece: You are such a Nazi blaming somebody else for what is clearly your own doing...

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25 Dec 2011, 12:17 pm

hehe
But hey, I didn't mention this in the first place, the thread was doing just fine

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25 Dec 2011, 12:18 pm

it won't die

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25 Dec 2011, 12:18 pm

Naw, it won't - I'll give it a kick up the backside

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25 Dec 2011, 12:27 pm

Listen here...I am king of thread-kills...I will kill this thread...now stop interfering...where was I? hmmm...

Bad goth poetry...that might do the trick...I will now summon all of the powers of the dark arts...

I wrote this poem during a dark episode I had last week. I call it Darkest Black. Enjoy.

Darkest Black

My soul shimmers,
Like mercury on black slate,
Feelings of hurt and pain,
This is my fate.

Woah is me,
The only goth of the village,
Nobody feels pain like I do,
My happiness others pillage.

I would cut myself,
But that is lame per se,
I prefer to blog about pain,
And pretend to be gay.

My pain is greatest,
You all have no idea,
If you could feel my pain,
You would tremble in fear.

Darkest.

Black.

That should do it....

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25 Dec 2011, 2:28 pm

I specifically mentioned that you can't invoke it intentionally. It occurs over time, with people getting angrier and angrier and having the NT equivalent of a meltdown.

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25 Dec 2011, 2:31 pm

I know this Kev, but I invoked bad goth poetry to seal it...

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25 Dec 2011, 2:38 pm

We are the Threadkiller Preservation Society

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25 Dec 2011, 2:39 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

We are the Threadkiller Preservation Society

That's disturbingly accurate. 1873 pages by self-marked threadkillers should be more difficult.

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25 Dec 2011, 2:41 pm

I even kill my own threads

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25 Dec 2011, 2:45 pm

It's funny how everyone is suddenly posting here. Maybe thread-killing would be an interesting excuse to adopt statistics (replacing the other mathematical special interest/pet project).

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25 Dec 2011, 2:48 pm

I just like the positive reinforcement that this thread provides...obviously in the other threads that I thought I had killed it was potentially coincidence...

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25 Dec 2011, 3:00 pm

Postulate: Intentionally attempting to kill a thread results in the extension of the thread's life.

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25 Dec 2011, 3:24 pm

This thread goes through phases.
I hadn't seen it around in forever, and I guess someone dug it up again.

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25 Dec 2011, 3:25 pm

Well I'm not to blame for that one, but if everyone would just leave it alone, the Threadkillers' Thread would be successful now

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