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21 Jul 2026, 10:10 am

I was ugly as a kid, lemme tell you.

I worked in a pet store and customers always asked the owner how long it took to train me to wear the uniform like I was people.


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21 Jul 2026, 10:48 am

I wonder what Chat GPT would say about the accents of my mum, dad and sister. They'd probably tell them that they have some British influence in their voices.


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21 Jul 2026, 10:50 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I wonder what Chat GPT would say about the accents of my mum, dad and sister. They'd probably tell them that they have some British influence in their voices.


If you could get recordings of them, you could have people try to guess where they're from based on accent.


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22 Jul 2026, 5:32 am

I've been searching the internet for hours and I've yet to come across a purple monkey dishwasher for sale.



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22 Jul 2026, 9:00 am

I saw a man who looks like George Washington on Monday.


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22 Jul 2026, 5:54 pm

Retrograde wrote:
I've been searching the internet for hours and I've yet to come across a purple monkey dishwasher for sale.


I like that monkeys of all colours can own whichever dishwasher they can afford these days.


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23 Jul 2026, 8:28 pm

New Always Noticeable Underwear.


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26 Jul 2026, 6:29 pm

What's in this Rebok box with the bow on top? A London accent? Thank you, Lord!


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27 Jul 2026, 4:39 pm

I will continue to avoid adolescents. The majority are rude, arrogant,
and take themselves too seriously.


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07 Aug 2026, 6:40 pm

I will try to purchase an ID bracelet or an ID wristband in the circumstance if I have a medical emergency.


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07 Aug 2026, 8:01 pm

Red bus shower


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08 Aug 2026, 5:25 am

The rub n buff didn't work out so well.



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13 Aug 2026, 5:15 pm

My mom will be returning home from her native land in the coming days.


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13 Aug 2026, 8:01 pm

Sleep country Canada. I am from Yorkshire, give me a break.


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13 Aug 2026, 9:19 pm

Retrograde wrote:
The rub n buff didn't work out so well.


Finally I've got a name for my muscle bar. :lol:


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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.