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06 Dec 2006, 9:21 am

because people tread on them

why do they have so little regard for the poor battery's feelings?

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06 Dec 2006, 12:11 pm

Because they're bigoted against batteries.

Why can't I be as handsome as Werbert????????????

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06 Dec 2006, 12:51 pm

Who's Werbert?

Why are you so obsessed with Werbert?

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06 Dec 2006, 12:56 pm

Because it's something to do.

Why do all modern-day crisps (with the honourable exception of Tayto) taste like cardboard?

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06 Dec 2006, 2:04 pm

Because manufacturing companies are run by soulless monsters, bent on doing little more than lining their own pockets with gold.

Wherefore art thou?

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06 Dec 2006, 2:27 pm

I'm right bloody here, open yer eyes already ! !!

Can MTV be cured, with enough telethons???

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06 Dec 2006, 2:44 pm

I'm not a Doctor

Why does an advert have a picture of girl with blonde hair dresssed up as a sexy santa?

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DerekD_Goldfish
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06 Dec 2006, 3:03 pm

Q:Why does an advert have a picture of girl with blonde hair dresssed up as a sexy santa?
A: Because then blokes can remark "Hey id like to get her in the Sack"

Q: I burned my hand should I cut it of to stop the pain?

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06 Dec 2006, 3:06 pm

Because that's the way we like it.

Why does Prof_Pret answer "Wherefore art thou?" with his location?

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06 Dec 2006, 5:02 pm

because it has a secret logic

why are you asking all these questions?

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06 Dec 2006, 5:04 pm

curiousity is a basic human quality

cheese?*sniffs eagerly*

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06 Dec 2006, 5:28 pm

yes it is,you smell it don't you, come a little closer, and a little closer, nice mousy mouse ...

what is that noice ?

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06 Dec 2006, 5:31 pm

the smell of sweet cheese

where's my shoe?

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06 Dec 2006, 6:43 pm

On your nose.

Do people always wear shoes like that?

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06 Dec 2006, 7:28 pm

only the cool people do

¿quieres pollo?

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06 Dec 2006, 8:22 pm

I'll tell you for a buck buck buck.

Why does it get cold in winter?

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