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My skin smells like crackers. And a pool.

A penguin could sell sand to a sandcastle only if a caustic camel could sell two humps to a heffalump who has a duffel bag crammed full of fleeting figments of flustered flecks of flamboyant flipflops, two for a fiver, queue in an orderly fashion and you will understand the nature of a lagoon that has no centre, only a pristine proposition.

Every day is a slow one for me nowadays.

I HATE NONSENSE!! ! IT'S EVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!! !!

I love Mexicans, they're are rapist

Clocks have bizarre anatomy. Why are their hands on their faces?

I won't be surprised if someone slips a gram of illegal drug on someone's bag and someone suddenly yells 'Pusher! Pusher!'.
*Cue a gunshot or a stab. Maybe a cardboard box with a written 'reason' too. Then left 'someone' there for dead*

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I love Garfield.