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I need a motivational " kick in the a**".

Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT.

*obligingly but reluctantly kicks jawbrodt*

Hope that helps!

Thank you. I hope it helps too.

My pleasure! Have a cupcake

Which one to choose? Hmm....

where do you get all those pictures of food?

Actually, that pic was taken at a café - those were mighty tasty cupcakes, I must say.

Some of it I cook myself and other pics are either scans of fancy food greeting cards (from my collection), or I swipe food photos from the internet (in a pinch).

My you have certainly earned your sin.

An Irish mother writes to her son:

Dear Son,

I’m writing this letter to let you know that I’m still alive. I’m writing slowly because I know that you cannot read so fast.

When you come back home, you will not recognise our home – because we have moved. There is a new washing machine in the new apartment. I put in 14 shirts and pulled the chain. I have not seen the shirts since then.

Your father has a new job. He has 500 people under him. He cuts the grass at the graveyard. Last week, uncle Charles drowned in a whisky barrel. Some men wanted to save him, but he put up a strong fight. We had him cremated – it took 3 days to put out his fire.

Your sister had a baby yesterday. Because we don’t know whether it’s a boy or a girl, I can’t tell you if you are an uncle or an aunt.

It only rained two times last week; first for 3 days and then 4 days. It thundered so hard that our hen laid the same egg four times.

On Tuesday we were vaccinated against earthquakes.

Best regards, your mum.

PS. I wanted to put in some money, but I had already sealed the letter.

I just got my new porch swing. It's sunny out and I gotta wait for the guy to put it together. Can hardly wait.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, if you celebrate it.

Where I am it's already Seis de Mayo.

But thanks just the same.

I luv celebrating but I always had the habit of along with it.

I felt like an intellectual God during my exam.

I'm going to make myself a steak, and maybe a potato.