TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Tequila, I have major issues with eating. Love to cook and always end up making more than I can manage to eat.
Can I come round and eat at your house? I'm not into extreme BDSM so if you can leave my balls alone, that would be a great help.
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I don't eat out or get pizza delivery. It's expensive, the food isn't as healthy, and I'm gluten free.
That's true enough, though with eating out that can be mitigated depending on where you eat and what you eat. I don't know about the US but in the UK the posher places are more circumspect about the gluten thing. In fact, they seem to cater for nearly everyone and if they don't they'll give you a list anyway.
The idea of eating out is meant as an occasional treat. So you can eat healthy the rest of the week - or just eat a large dollop of lard every breakfast time rather than the whole block like what we do - and then have a wee day off. As for your shape, there's nowt wrong with you. I'm a bit biased though.

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You don't know what country fried potatoes are?
I'm a fat yokel from Lancashire, the place where men call women 'love' (and vice versa) and everything comes with black pudding, potatoes or is encased in a pie. If it doesn't it's considered to be foreign. Apart from spaghetti bolognese, which is considered to be 'English' despite the name. I am not joking - people on TV shows have often asked for "English food like lasagne" on their holidays.
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One of the few things cooked with oil that I'll eat.
I take it olives aren't your thing? They are mine.
Seriously, though, if you're interested in Scotland I'd give it a big miss. I haven't shown you the size of the fluters in the Orange marches. They get like that through traditional Scottish cuisine like hamburgers and kebabs.

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It's fried in a pan. SOOO good.
Now you see, I'd say that about champ or colcannon. With a nice bit of gammon too.
You can tell Norn Iron has made an impression upon me.

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Easy to make, too, if you're willing to cube a potato or few.
What's that "country" bit though? Brain doesn't understand...